01/16/2026
5 funny but painfully relatable roasts about breastfeeding & pumping!
🍼 Breastfeeding: where you’re somehow starving, thirsty, and trapped under a sleeping baby… but still afraid to move.
🐮 Pumping turns you into a dairy cow with a calendar—everything revolves around the next session.
🥛 Breastfeeding: When your body becomes a 24/7 all-inclusive snack bar.
⏰ You’ve officially measured time in ounces, naps, and “minutes until I need to pump again.”
😱 Breastfeeding: the only job where your coworker screams if service is slow.