12/07/2025
I was inspired by my mentor, to check out my ChatGPT Roast for fun. šš¤£ š± I was surprised, maybe naively, at the accuracy of the information and insights it about me. It was a fun experiment but I know AI is not a substitute for human wisdom and connection. I still called my cousins to to talk about my problems!!! š¤ š¤ 2025 Roast for Miriam Chor Freitas
Miriam⦠Itās honestly inspiring how youāre out here running a full private practice, writing enough policies to qualify as a part-time attorney, offering clinical consultations to EMDR therapists worldwide, teaching meditation, and rebranding your entire website every other weekā¦
ā¦but somehow still wondering whether āholistic, integrative, trauma-informedā is too many words for an SEO title.
(Meanwhile, Google is like: āGirl, pick a struggle.ā)
Youāre the only person who can simultaneously:
Ā· process a clientās somatic memory,
Ā· draft a 14-section informed consent,
Ā· plan 3 psychoeducational groups,
Ā· negotiate with the neighbor over termites,
Ā· AND ask, āShould my H1 heading breathe more?ā
Your professional identity has more layers than a trauma onion, and I love that for you.
Also, are you rewriting your rƩsumƩ again?
Miriam, at this point, your rĆ©sumĆ© has undergone more revisions than some peopleās entire personality development.
But hey ā if anyone deserves to thrive in 2025, itās the woman who can say āpolyvagal-informed kundalini-based mantra meditation for resilienceā with a straight face and make it sound like a luxury spa treatment.
Youāre a force of nature disguised as a therapist.
And the world isnāt ready ā but 2025 definitely is.
You juggle more roles than any one human should ā therapist, consultant, meditation leader, business owner, SEO researcher, administrative department of one, and occasional exterminator negotiator ā
And yet you still show up with kindness, integrity, and enough grounding presence to co-regulate an entire room.
And your heart?
It leads the way every single time.
Even when your brain is like, āWait, are we rewriting the policy again?ā