The Royal Elixirs IV Hydration & Wellness Lounge

08/21/2025

Some people lift weights. I lift IV bags. 🏋🏼‍♀️💧

Because what’s the point of gains if you’re dehydrated?

👩‍⚕️ Hydration is the real flex brought to you by Lauren “LB” Fontenot, MSN, APRN, FNP-C.

💧 Recovery, energy, glow on tap.

📲 Book your drip today: www.TheRoyalElixirs.com

08/13/2025

💉 Your Immunity Called—> It Wants a Refill

Vitamin C ✅
Zinc ✅
Glutathione ✅
Defense mode: ON.

📍 Prairieville, LA | 👩‍⚕️ Lauren “LB” Fontenot, FNP-C

📲 Book now: www.theroyalelixirs.janeapp.com

08/11/2025

🥶 Sipped H2O from a glacier…
Still ended up needing a liter of saline like a bougie cactus 🌵💧

✨This month only → 1L Normal Saline for just $100

No vitamins. No fluff. Just pure, fast hydration that actually does something.

👑 Book your Thirst Aid with Lauren “LB” Fontenot, FNP-C
📍Prairieville, LA
🔗 www.TheRoyalElixirs.com

08/09/2025

Nahhh, but I can give you plenty of reasons to stay hydrated:
💧 Glowing skin
⚡ More energy
🧠 Mental clarity
😌 Less drama (because dehydration makes you cranky, babe)

Come get this drip and mind your own wellness 😏

08/08/2025

Just me, calling my last client of the day like:

✨“Hey boo… any chance you wanna come a little early and get spoiled?” ✨

Because glowing skin and good vibes don’t keep time. 💧👑

Book with Lauren “LB” Fontenot, FNP-C, where self-care is always waiting for you.

📍 Prairieville, LA
🔗 www.TheRoyalElixirs.com

08/07/2025

✨ New location. New vibes. Same Royal Treatment. 👑💧

We’ve officially leveled up, Prairieville and August is serving birthday month specials you don’t want to miss:
💧 Thirst Aid = 1L of pure saline for $100
🧠 $25 OFF NAD+ injections
💥 $250 NAD+ IV Drips
✨ $10 OFF Glutathione push or injection

Whether you’re tired, run-down, or just want to glow harder than your highlighter… this is your sign to book the drip. 🥂

📍 36483 Perkins Rd, Ste A, Prairieville
🔗 www.theroyalelixirs.com
📲 225-310-1201

Because everyone deserves The Royal Treatment. 👑

08/07/2025

Reasons to eat in-season produce:
🍅Costs less
🍅Tastes better and stays fresh longer
🍅More variety and nutritional benefits
🍅Maximizes value of WIC or SNAP benefits

🔗https://louisianawic.org/nutrition

🔗https://www.ldaf.la.gov/food/local

Louisiana Department of Agriculture and Forestry

08/07/2025

📞 POV: Self-care is calling… and I don’t send her to voicemail.

💧 IV drips. 💉 Vitamin shots. ✨ Energy, glow, and good vibes only.

Book the drip. Be the glow. 👑

📲 Book with me: www.theroyalelixirs.com

08/06/2025

08/06/2025

This one’s straight from the sky (and me, LB 👋)

Stop scrolling and book the drip already. Your body’s been asking. I’m just the messenger. 😌

📍 Prairieville, LA
👩‍⚕️ Book with Lauren “LB” Fontenot, FNP-C
🔗 www.theroyalelixirs.com

08/06/2025

“She think she cute, she act too bougie…”

…and I do. Because I am & I hydrate accordingly 💅💧

Self-care isn’t extra, it’s essential. Book the drip, sip the glow, live your luxury. 👑

✨ Appointments with me, Lauren “LB” Fontenot, FNP-C, are just a click away: www.TheRoyalElixirs.com or text 225-310-1201 💻📲