Rancho Relaxo

Rancho Relaxo You can't say Relaxo without "Relax"

*Not a Krusty brand resort

New lights strung and Cooper is comfy. Another fine day at Rancho Relaxo.
10/17/2024

New lights strung and Cooper is comfy. Another fine day at Rancho Relaxo.

65 degrees and sunny this morning in the valley! Have you made your travel plans to Rancho Relaxo this coming season? ...
09/15/2024

65 degrees and sunny this morning in the valley! Have you made your travel plans to Rancho Relaxo this coming season? Well HAVE YA? Rooms going fast, get in before you get shifted to the waitlist!

Nothing says “Cozy abode” more than Andre and The Hulkster staring each other down at Wrestlemania III.
06/16/2024

Nothing says “Cozy abode” more than Andre and The Hulkster staring each other down at Wrestlemania III.

Someone dropped a fruit roll on the lido deck. It can be claimed at the gift shop for $27.50 plus resort fee.
06/11/2024

Someone dropped a fruit roll on the lido deck. It can be claimed at the gift shop for $27.50 plus resort fee.

06/10/2024

Our Director of Entertainment come when summoned and is easily distracted by random noises. He also accept butt scratches as gratuity.

06/10/2024

If you want room service really bad, we have really bad room service... But served with a smile and a side of Alka Seltzer!

What’s that, you ask? It’s a FIG! Well, a baby fig. Just one of the delightful treats growing on property and attract...
06/10/2024

What’s that, you ask? It’s a FIG! Well, a baby fig. Just one of the delightful treats growing on property and attracting bugs. Bugs are included with your admission to Rancho Relaxo. Bug spray is shockingly expensive, though.

Approved by Troy McClure. Mud baths available, bring your own mud. It’s the desert. We have no mud. Sorry.
06/05/2024

Approved by Troy McClure. Mud baths available, bring your own mud. It’s the desert. We have no mud. Sorry.

"Welcome, my friends..."
06/04/2024

"Welcome, my friends..."

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2 Florentina Drive
Rancho Mirage, CA
92270

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