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09/04/2025

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07/24/2025

ChatGPT just created this story for me. Hope it brings you joy! Or a chuckle.

The Needles of Master Lin: A Most Pointed Life

Master Lin Wei did not set out to become an acupuncturist. In fact, if you’d told him at age fourteen that one day he’d be poking strangers with needles for a living, he’d have politely nodded, then promptly fainted.

Born in the bustling town of Xiangcheng—a place known for its dumplings, its gossip, and its complete lack of parking—Lin was the only child of two extremely relaxed parents. His mother, a former tai chi instructor who moved at the speed of melting ice, often reminded him of the Confucian proverb that would later shape his entire existence:

“I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand.”

Unfortunately, Lin first heard this proverb while failing to assemble a bookshelf, and thus forgot it almost immediately.

His path to acupuncture was not inspired by divine calling or ancient scrolls, but rather a tragic misunderstanding involving a porcupine, a stubborn goat, and a school field trip gone wildly off-script. Suffice it to say, Lin discovered early that people were oddly grateful when poked correctly.

Still, it wasn’t until his uncle—Master Jun, a stern herbalist with a beard so long birds nested in it—dragged him to an acupuncture demonstration that something clicked. Not mentally, of course. That would come later. No, the “click” was the sound of a needle falling into a teacup, followed by the patient saying, “Hey, my back doesn’t hurt anymore!”

Lin saw. He remembered.

And so began his prickly journey.

He enrolled at the Nanjing Institute of Traditional Medicine, where his grades were average, but his aim was impeccable. Other students practiced on oranges. Lin practiced on himself. By the end of his first semester, he could relieve his own migraine in six seconds flat and had accidentally cured his own lactose intolerance (though this was never replicated).

Still, something was missing. Despite his growing skill, Lin felt like a fraud. He was poking. People were sighing. But was he understanding?

One late evening, while balancing a model skeleton in one hand and a bubble tea in the other, he remembered his mother’s proverb—I do and I understand. That’s when it hit him.

He’d been hearing, he’d been seeing. But he hadn’t really done—not with heart. Not with care. He’d been treating patients like puzzles to solve, not people to know.

So Lin did something bold. He started listening.

Not just to the pulses and pressure points, but to the stories. A woman with sciatica who missed dancing. A man whose back pain began the day his dog died. A teenager whose migraines flared every time his phone buzzed (turns out it was his mother texting “WHERE R U” every 9 minutes).

Lin began treating the whole person, not just the symptoms.

And suddenly, the needles worked better.

Or maybe they didn’t. Maybe it was the jokes he cracked while applying them. Maybe it was the lavender-scented tea he started serving in the waiting room. Maybe it was his decision to name every acupuncture point something ridiculous (“Gallbladder-20” became “The Temple of Doom”).

Whatever the reason, people got better.

Lin became famous—not world-famous, but “weird-uncle-won’t-stop-recommending-him” famous. He opened a clinic called The Point of It All, where laughter echoed through the halls and no one ever left with just treatment—they left with a story.

And Lin? He finally understood

07/21/2025

I’ve started a new Instagram page for Bamboo Wellness. I hope to cross post once I figure it out!

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07/15/2025

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11/23/2024

It’s the most wonderful time to give the gift of health and wellness in a bottle.

11/09/2024

Acupuncture available at 10:30 this morning! Saturday, Nov. 9
732-741-5772

10/25/2024

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10/24/2024

10/23/2024

It’s pumpkin season!

10/23/2024

Available Acupuncture treatments today, Wednesday, until 2:30pm. Thursday,all day.
(732)741-5772