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03/31/2026

✨ VIP WAFFLE LIST OPEN ✨

Want to be on the VIP list and get priority waffles tomorrow?

Then get on the list TONIGHT.

Flavors:
Banana Nut Bread
Maple Pecan
Salted Caramel
Cinnamon Roll
The Original

📲 Text 469-569-4112 to place orders.

VIP gets served first 😏

03/27/2026

The Breakfast Cartel is at it again.

Tomorrow is 2nd Chance Waffle Wednesday on a Friday and you know the Breakfast Cartel wants to make sure everyone gets their fix before the weekend!

Don't forget your extra Energy Kits for the weekend!!

03/25/2026

🚨 BREAKFAST CARTEL DROP 🚨

Not everyone gets access… only the ones who move early.

Tomorrow’s waffles are limited, and the smart ones...they’re already placing orders tonight.

Flavors:
✨ Cinnamon Roll
✨ Maple Pecan
✨ Original
✨ Salted Caramel

📲 Text 469-569-4112 to secure yours.

Because once they’re gone… they’re gone. 😏

03/20/2026

Tomorrow is Friday so that means it's 2nd Chance Waffle Wednesday on a Friday!!!!

Text or call 469-569-4112 to place your order. Don't forget we can meet somewhere or get it delivered if in the Red Oak area.

Don't forget to order your Energy Tea kits for the weekend!!

🚨 UNDERGROUND WAFFLE OPERATION 🚨

We probably shouldn’t be posting this publicly… but here we are.

Tomorrow’s Waffle Wednesday drop is limited, and the people who know what’s up? Yeah… they’re already placing orders the night before. 👀

If you want in on the early batch (ready just after 6:00am), you better secure your order TONIGHT.

Tomorrow’s “inventory”:
🍪 Sugar Cookie
🍥 Cinnamon Roll
🧇 Original
🍁 Maple Pecan

No order tonight = you’re taking your chances tomorrow…
and we’ve seen how that usually ends. 😬

📲 Text your order to 469-569-4112
(Yes… this is your official hookup number.)

Don’t get left out watching everybody else post their waffles. 😏

If you know, you know… and if you don’t, you’re about to learn. 🧇🔥

03/18/2026

🚨 UNDERGROUND WAFFLE OPERATION 🚨

We probably shouldn’t be posting this publicly… but here we are.

Tomorrow’s Waffle Wednesday drop is limited, and the people who know what’s up? Yeah… they’re already placing orders the night before. 👀

If you want in on the early batch (ready just after 6:00am), you better secure your order TONIGHT.

Tomorrow’s “inventory”:
🍪 Sugar Cookie
🍥 Cinnamon Roll
🧇 Original
🍁 Maple Pecan

No order tonight = you’re taking your chances tomorrow…
and we’ve seen how that usually ends. 😬

📲 Text your order to 469-569-4112
(Yes… this is your official hookup number.)

Don’t get left out watching everybody else post their waffles. 😏

If you know, you know… and if you don’t, you’re about to learn. 🧇🔥

03/17/2026

We have donuts fresh out of the oven.

We have 6 Caramel Cinnamon Churro and 4 Maple Pecan left.

Sn**ch them up before they're gone.

03/15/2026

03/13/2026

It's that time again...2nd Chance Waffle Wednesday on a Friday!!!

I know a lot of y'all missed out on Waffle Wednesday so you can start the weekend off right with a / some waffles.

Same flavors, same recommendations to place your order tonight so you dont take a chance missing it.

Can't forget that special places that you could pick up your waffle or a potential delivery.

Text orders to 469-569-4112.

03/10/2026

🚨 WAFFLE WEDNESDAY ALERT 🚨

Let me save you from tomorrow morning’s disappointment…

If you wake up wanting waffles but didn’t text your order tonight,
there’s a good chance you’ll be staring at your phone thinking:

"I should’ve listened." 😩🧇

Here’s the deal…

If you need waffles ready any time between 6:00am and 9:00 am
I need to know TONIGHT so I can be up early making them and plan all the orders with the times and locations so you don't miss out.

Tomorrow’s flavors are too good to risk missing:

✨ Original
🍥 Cinnamon Roll
🍌 Banana Nut Bread
🍁 Maple Pecan

Text or call 469-569-4112 to claim your waffles before bedtime TONIGHT so I can plan.

Because tomorrow morning…
the people who texted tonight will be eating waffles.

And the rest will just be THINKING about them. 😏

👇 Comment “WAFFLE” and I’ll message you the ordering info.

03/09/2026

We have donuts not yet sn**ched up. You don't want to miss out.

Text 469-569-4112 to sn**ch yours up now!

03/07/2026

I’m about to make some of y’all very happy…

The Protein Donuts are BACK. 🍩

Yes… the same ones that disappear in about 7 minutes and have people texting their friends like “Girl you better get here before they’re gone.”

Tomorrow’s troublemakers are:

✨ Caramel Cinnamon Churro
🍪 Chocolate Chip Cookie

Soft. Fresh. Protein packed.
And just irresponsible enough that you’ll say “I’ll only get one…”

…and then leave with three. 😏

So tell me…

How many donuts am I making tomorrow for pick-up on Monday ?

Text your order to 469-569-4112 by 3pm on Sunday.

03/05/2026

Who needs their healthy fix?

Don't forget to place your orders tonight for tomorrow. Time slots are shown in the picture. Call or text 469-569-4112 for location details.

Also, I may have some availability for a few home or work deliveries if you aren't able to pick up.