Rockford Anus Bleaching

11/18/2021

Our new home office! WIP!

05/07/2021

04/02/2021

03/11/2021

https://youtu.be/MEuMmaUi50I

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia "Ass Pounder 4000"Mac creates an exercise bike with a dildo.Funny Scene

12/30/2016

After this years holiday celebration of our Lord and Eternal God Emperor Trump's victory. Enjoy the the total and complete, systematic extermination of any and all undocumented a**s damage with our 2017 "It's new to me!" Package deal. Including a high-pressure de-fluorinating CBD gamma-ray Monsanto Company gmo corn protein cultured byproduct, and industrial strength abrasives. You and your entire family will enjoy the alabaster, sparkling veneer of a true american a**s.

03/30/2016

Allah willing Bernie Sanders will win this presidential election and support the pass ing of HR 666'69 allowing for the usage of RDEPSERIP (radioactive diode electronically powered systems emission reflexive ionization process) Monsanto Company GMO corn byproducts and the patented hi-pressure caustic iridium application process, access to the benefits of complete and total annihilation of any remnant of a**s staining will be erased from the book of time at an almost quantum level.

03/30/2016

12/16/2013

Chill your brown eye to the cool shade of the *Caribbean sky, day or night using our revolutionary a**s bleaching treatments. *Pending FDA approval of the use of iridium in cosmetics. With a special 10% deal for senior citizens At Rockford A**s Bleaching!!

11/15/2013

Due to rockfords unique demand for ultra-rapid industrial strength a**s bleaching services, we use the power of the radioactive element iridium. Not only literally vaporizing any and all a**s staining, but reversing the cosmetic damage done by poor diets and regular wear-and-tear abuse typically experienced by the average rockford resident. Coupled with the power of radiation, hi-pressure abrasives and a potent cocktail of both acidic and caustic chemical treatments even the common rockford man or woman, old or young can enjoy a glowing pristine a**s veneer, that will last for the rest of their natural lifetime!

07/21/2013

Low Rollin (low ball mix)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AtIWKjjiq0&feature=youtu.be

original techno by The Mad Russian

04/13/2013

The cornerstone of our process is the almost instantaneous results achieved. With a special form of radioactive genetically engineered Monsanto Company corn byproduct and an intense bombardment of gamma ray radiation and abrasives, even the average Rockford resident could enjoy the convenience of a permanent ultra-rapid a**s stain inversion!

03/25/2013

Rockford A**s Bleaching's cover photo

03/24/2013

Alcohol Soaked Tampons

The craze is soaking a tampon with your liquor of choice (rum or vodka appear to be most popular), and then inserting it va**nally or rectally. The tampon contains about a shot of alcohol which quickly absorbed into the blood stream to produce a rapid intoxication.

Teens cite a few reasons for the craze: “It’s a fast way to get high,” “The alcohol gets quickly into your system,” “You don’t throw up,” “It doesn’t take as much alcohol to get high,” ”You can’t smell it on your breath,” “It’s easy to carry.”

“Butt chugging” is another trend among the male set in which guys insert beer bongs rectally, and then get high on the alcohol.

Dangers: Physicians say that the alcohol can burn or damage the va**na or re**um. The craze also can cause alcohol poisoning and have life-threatening consequences. If the teen passes out or loses consciousness the mental health professional may not know the reason (or know where to look), and delay critical treatment.

03/08/2013

Due to the Obama administrations support of H.R 666.69 The revolutionary treatments pioneered by Rockford A**s Bleaching may soon be cleared by the FDA and EPA for use on humans!!!

02/14/2013

Big A**s

02/07/2013

A**s Bleaching treatments arent just available to be used by celebrities like Rihanna and DOG The Bounty Hunter on A&E there also for everyone. We offer senior citizen discounts and can accomodate any clients needs.

01/06/2013

I'm also offering a FREE A**S BLEACHING via our experimental clinical research program. Where you will have the oppurtunity to try our newest rapid a**s bleaching service the "ULTRA RAPID" a**s bleaching treatment.

01/06/2013

Safe and Effective A**l Bleaching

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSRZPmJ9Zn8

A**l Beaching and How to Safely Lighten Dark Ge***al Skin.

01/05/2013

My first customer will receive a free a**s bleaching! Courtesy of Rockford A**s Bleaching

01/05/2013

Be the first to have your bu****le bleached at Rockford A**s Bleaching !