10/25/2025
What would you say to MDS?
Dear MDS, you were a nasty little thief who broke into my house some 3 years ago. We know you had help - that house in its 6th decade looked OK from a distance, but hadn’t been maintained very well and the previously impenetrable fences, doors and windows were broken and easy to break through due to decades of neglect. I hadn’t realised you had already changed a few locks giving you such easy access/ ready for a total takeover! Even the crude but effective security system may have been silenced by recent medical interventions. As I watched and waited I knew you were gradually taking over. This year you even kept cutting off my power so I relied on the generosity of strangers to provide booster batteries every week or so to keep things running! Of course you weren’t working alone, you gave your new set of keys to your mates “Empy En” and “See Em Em Ell” . The latest ringleader goes by the name of “Aye Em Ell” Together you think you’ve won but now that we know your tricks we’ve called in “Transplants R us” who will zap you and your mates and everything you damaged. The house will really be wrecked in the process, but luckily I have a son who is an architect who happens to know exactly what the house should look like in intricate detail. He’s going to donate a solid week to lay out those plans and set up the perfect builders to restore the old house to its former glory! To all MDS sufferers, my best wishes and hopefully many of you don’t have his mates taking over as I did.
Thanks to Jon for sharing!
