08/24/2025
🌌 A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
I was the *darkest* lord in the universe.
Every battle, I had to rock a heavy mask—sweaty, itchy, uncomfortable.
Honestly? It was a nightmare. I couldn’t breathe, I couldn’t smile… I couldn’t even sip space-coffee properly.
Then I discovered the free *Orthodontist* app. IPhone: https://apps.apple.com/tr/app/orthodontist/id6444021818 Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.kedimobile.orthodontist
Boom. From my spaceship’s comfy control chair, I got a pre-diagnosis from an AI *and* a real orthodontist. It even pointed me to the nearest orthodontist in the galaxy.
Now? I’m breathing easy, smiling wide, and showing my face in battle.
No more hiding behind a beard or a helmet. My smile does all the talking.
Turns out, my real power wasn’t the dark side—it was a perfect smile.
✨ May the smile be with you. American Orthodontics