Function: Massage & Acupuncture

Function: Massage & Acupuncture We provide effective, outcome-driven massage and acupuncture services for people on the move. Located just outside Minneapolis in St.

We specialize in providing functional, outcome-driven massage and acupuncture services with the unique offering of a combined massage+acupuncture session. Along with a relaxing experience, our intention is to leave you feeling physical impact from your visit. Having worked with top athletes and all walks of life, we have the skill and expertise to understand and address the goals you seek from bodywork. Louis Park, MN, our clean, modern and bright studio is easily accessible with ample parking. We offer:
- Massage
--- Sports Massage
--- Deep Tissue Massage
--- Relaxation Massage
--- Prenatal Massage
--- Rehabilitative Massage
- Acupuncture
--- Holistic Acupuncture
--- Sports Acupuncture
--- Fertility Acupuncture
--- Prenatal Acupuncture
--- Cosmetic Acupuncture
- Massage + Acupuncture Combo
--- Effective for deep relaxation/rejuvenation and pain or injury
--- Feel the impact of both services in one session!
- Cupping
- CBD Health Products
- NuZest Plant Based Protein
- TCM Herbal Consultation and Herbal Prescriptions (Evergreen Highest Quality Herbs)

01/01/2026

Cheers to a New Year of becoming the best you. ✨

At Function Health & Wellness, we believe longevity begins with how you care for your body today. Through massage therapy and acupuncture, we support balance, recovery, and your body’s natural ability to heal.

Wellness is built through movement, nourishing food, and community—because living well means feeling your best at every stage.

Happy New Year from Function Health & Wellness.🎉

Our biggest sale of the year ends TODAY! Don’t miss your chance to give the gift of wellness—to yourself or someone you ...
12/01/2025

Our biggest sale of the year ends TODAY! Don’t miss your chance to give the gift of wellness—to yourself or someone you love. 🎁

Purchase ➡️ www.FunctionMN.com

Gift Certificates cannot be applied toward Discount Series or Club Membership purchases.

Function Club requires a 3-month minimum commitment. New members only. New members save 15% every month - that’s the standard Club rate. This weekend, we’re adding an extra 25% off your first month (40% total). You’ll pay the regular member price at signup, and we’ll refund the extra 25% to your card on Dec 1. Standard membership rate applies after first

11/11/2025

✨ Sunday Reset at Portal Thermaculture ✨

Join us this Sunday, Nov 16th from 11 AM–1 PM for a wellness pop-up collab 🌿

We’re bringing all the good vibes — think:
💆‍♀️ Free mini sessions of acupuncture, massage, and cupping
☕ Chill energy + community connection
🌸 A space to pause, breathe, and realign

Come drop in, slow down, and treat yourself — you deserve it. 🕊️
📍
💚

10/31/2025

🕸️ Boo! Don’t vanish on your therapist this Halloween 👻
We care about you — even when things get spooky 🧡

05/27/2025

Train Hard. Recover Smart. Repeat.

There’s nothing like the combo of Burn Boot Camp’s high-intensity sweat sessions paired with Function’s recovery power — think cupping, massage, and acupuncture designed to keep you moving at your best.

This isn’t just about fitness.

It’s about balance. It’s about community. It’s about showing up — for your body, your goals, and each other.

It’s your LAST CHANCE to save on a great gift or even your own wellness routine! Purchase a gift certificate here ➡️ www...
12/03/2024

It’s your LAST CHANCE to save on a great gift or even your own wellness routine! Purchase a gift certificate here ➡️ www.FunctionMN.com 🎁

Offer valid on gift certificates purchased now through December 2, 2024 (11:59 PM CST). Gift certificates can be printed at home or emailed directly to the recipient.

No code needed - discount applies automatically at checkout. If the discount does not apply, use code BLACKFRIDAY2024.

The most thoughtful (and easiest) holiday gift is right here ➡️ www.FunctionMN.com 🎁Offer valid on gift certificates pur...
12/02/2024

The most thoughtful (and easiest) holiday gift is right here ➡️ www.FunctionMN.com 🎁

Offer valid on gift certificates purchased now through December 2, 2024 (11:59 PM CST). Gift certificates can be printed at home or emailed directly to the recipient.

No code needed - discount applies automatically at checkout. If the discount does not apply, use code BLACKFRIDAY2024.

BUY NOW ➡️ www.FunctionMN.comOffer valid on gift certificates purchased now through December 2, 2024 (11:59 PM CST). Gif...
11/30/2024

BUY NOW ➡️ www.FunctionMN.com

Offer valid on gift certificates purchased now through December 2, 2024 (11:59 PM CST). Gift certificates can be printed at home or emailed directly to the recipient.

No code needed - discount applies automatically at checkout. If the discount does not apply, use code BLACKFRIDAY2024.

This Thanksgiving, we also want to take a moment to thank YOU—our amazing clients. Your support means the world to us, a...
11/30/2024

This Thanksgiving, we also want to take a moment to thank YOU—our amazing clients. Your support means the world to us, and we’re truly grateful for the trust you place in us every day.

We hope your holiday is filled with love, laughter, and plenty of good food! Wishing you and your loved ones a very Happy Thanksgiving!

Address

3546 Dakota Avenue S
Saint Louis Park, MN
55416

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 8pm
Tuesday 9am - 8pm
Wednesday 9am - 8pm
Thursday 9am - 8pm
Friday 9am - 8pm
Saturday 9am - 8pm
Sunday 11am - 7pm

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