12/29/2025
Yogis, it's been a helluva ride over here. I've been pretty quiet on the business page as getting settled in Minnesota... hasn't gone to plan whatsoever. I'm popping in to share a rare repost from my personal life.
It might be quiet over here a bit longer as I update some business systems, but I'll be back soon. AND I'm always available for private bookings.
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Today was a devastatingly painful 1st anniversary for me. (IYKYK)
But like I do toward the end of every year, I look back and am once again surprised by where I ended up. Although I wouldn't call myself a die-hard Swiftie, I AM a sucker for a good wordsmith. In honor of the latest T-Swizzle docuseries, I present to you my last year via TS lyrics:
12/28/2024
I Don't Wanna Live Forever
I'm sitting eyes wide open and I got one thing stuck in my mind / Wondering if I dodged a bullet or just lost the love of my life
12/29/2024
All Too Well
Maybe I asked for too much / But maybe this thing was a masterpiece 'til you tore it all up
12/31/2024
Exile
You didn't even hear me out / You never gave a warning sign... I think I've seen this film before / And I didn't like the ending / You're not my homeland anymore / So, what am I defending now? / You were my town / Now I'm in exile, seeing you out
1/7/2025
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
And in plain sight you hid / But you are what you did / And I'll forget you, but I'll never forgive / The smallest man who ever lived
2/17/2025
I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
'Cause I'm a real tough kid, I can handle my s**t / They said, "Babe, you gotta fake it till you make it" and I did
4/2025
Bejeweled
Best believe I'm still bejeweled / When I walk in the room / I can still make the whole place shimmer
5/2025
I Forgot That You Existed
But then something happened one magical night / I forgot that you existed / And I thought that it would kill me, but it didn't
6/28/2025
Our Song
I was ridin' shotgun with my hair undone / In the front seat of his car / He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel / The other on my heart
8/3/2025
Never Grow Up
Your little hand's wrapped around my finger / And it's so quiet in the world tonight / Your little eyelids flutter 'cause you're dreamin'... Oh, darlin', don't you ever grow up / Don't you ever grow up / It could stay this simple
9/2025
Lavender Haze
Starin' at the ceilin' with you / Oh, you don't ever say too much / And you don't really read into / My melancholia
10/2025
Dear Reader
Dear reader / Burn all the files, desert all your past lives / And if you don't recognize yourself / That means you did it right
11/2025
Honey
And when anyone called me "Lovely" / They were findin' ways not to praise me / But you say it like you're in awe of me / And you stay until the morning
12/28/2025
You Are In Love
You keep his shirt / 💜 He keeps his word 💜 / And for once, you let go / Of your fears and your ghosts
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See you in 2026, yogis! 😘