Earthling Astrology

08/06/2025

TLDR: a career thought experiment; Age of Aquarius energies accelerating; clients reporting "I just want to help people"; paradigm shifts expected; autumn retreat info

Age of Aquarius Acceleration

I started to ask some of my clients this year a question. It's a simple thought experiment and here it is:

If money *p**f* disappears tomorrow and you never had to worry about having enough of it ever again....

Would you go back to work tomorrow?

What's YOUR answer?

I would estimate that I get a YES to that question about 30% of the time and I get a NO about 70% of the time!

Before the Universe sent me falling down the rabbit hole of astrology, I worked in Intellectual Property (patent technology) for almost 17 years. I now call this chapter of my life a "past" life - ha! I worked on all kinds of patent applications from microchips, bio-pharma/biotech, mRNA technology, s*x toys (for real), weapons of mass destruction (for real - ouch), wireless phone technology, video game technology and more. I know in my bones I would not be able to go back to that line of work. It's not because of the work itself, or because of the money or the people. It is because, in my opinion, my former career was one based on GREED and not..... NEED. Hear me out.

A patent is given to a company (sometimes an actual inventor) which grants them the right, by country, to exclude others from making or selling their invention. I am all about recognition for hard work, I'm a Capricorn after all! However, in my former career, I saw life saving drugs and technology not being able to be created by labs that had the resources to produce them. I observed hard working inventors get a gold watch for inventing life-saving technologies while the CEOs of the company they worked for lined their pockets with profit. I saw companies spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to pay for a patent (which, really, is a 'made-up' thing)!

I now hold the conviction that the patent offices around the world should be abolished, or perhaps they can be transformed. Instead of using a patent to generate profit, could it be used to share information collaboratively on a global scale? I understand it would be an undertaking, but I do believe the consciousness of the planet is getting there to make this possible. I believe Aaron Swartz (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vz06QO3UkQ) , an Aquarius Moon, was ahead of his time in this regard before he tragically passed away in early 2013.

The Age of Aquarius energies seem to be accelerating on the planet. At least that is what I'm feeling in my body! I hear often from my clients who are unhappy in their jobs that they "just want to help people" even if they don't know how yet. I love it! Intention is the first step in manifestation and change.

What is expected (through the lens of astrology) in the next 20 years or so:

1. The world systems of GREED will be replaced with systems of NEED.

2. Success will no longer be linked to PRODUCTIVITY, but instead...PURPOSE.

3. Individual self-expression and decision making will be ENCOURAGED instead of shaming others into compliance.

4. Looking for ways we can be UNITED instead of looking for all the ways we can stay DIVIDED.

5. Doing things that feel AUTHENTIC instead of performing out of duty, obligation, or because you "should."

It was my husband, an Aquarius Moon, who said something simple to me years ago that literally changed my life. I was rattling all the things off on my to-do list one day and I was STRESSING. He just looked at me calmly and said, "You don't have to do anything" and went back to whatever he was doing. Bomb dropped! He was right! Why did I never even consider that before? Is life actually that simple? Why have we complicated it so much? A big question being asked on my social media feeds right now is: why do we have to PAY to live on a planet we were born onto?!? I have no answers or solutions, only questions at this point around this topic.

Circling back to my original question above, I answer YES. If money goes away, I would absolutely still practice astrology and give readings! I actually feel somewhat retired. My work is my joy, my passion and my purpose. I allow myself more leisure time than I ever did in my 'past' life. With a natal 29° Aquarius South Node, I know I'm here to somehow help transition the consciousness on the planet to a new way of being and living. Do you need to hop on? No, of course not! You don't HAVE to do anything! However, if you are feeling disconnected, unfulfilled or like you are 'going through the motions,' there is absolutely another way to be! I want to help everyone I can to ctrl/alt/delete their old & outdated thought programs, combat their limited beliefs and step into their true human being-ness instead of human doing-ness. If you are still reading this, perhaps you want to help to. How can you do that? Find your passion, your purpose and what lights you up! Then go do more of that thing! Everything is energy (even money). Light yourself up, love yourself even in the darkest moments and good, benevolent, positive energy will find you.

A galactic size spaceship of love being sent your way!
Astrologer Meredith

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07/03/2025

TLDR: Uranus moving into Gemini on 7/7; another legacy media TV appearance; wait list error; emailed & expedited readings available; upcoming Autumn Retreat

Uranus Makes a Big Move

On July 7th, 2025, Uranus, the planet of sudden shifts, innovation, freedom, and higher intelligence, will enter the mercurial air sign of Gemini. Uranus hasn't touched Gemini since June 1949. If you are under 76 years of age, you have never experienced this energy before!

Uranus' nickname is "the Awakener." The energy of this planet is also associated, in mythology, with Prometheus gifting fire to humanity. Have we learned how to respect and utilize this gift for the benevolence of all?

This marks an exciting new chapter in our collective story. Uranus will travel through Gemini until 2033, which gives collective potential for new and better ways of communication, energizing radical ideas, and an expansion of collective consciousness not witnessed in our lifetimes.

We’re stepping into an 8-year revolution of the mind, body & spirit.

Themes we Could Expect in the Collective

1. Quantum Leap in Communication & Thought

Gemini governs language, media, education, and thought patterns. The controversial podcast, The Telepathy Tapes (https://thetelepathytapes.com/) , is an example of a quantum leap in communication. What kinds of communication are possible within humans? What else can we discover?

Uranus governs all things "alien," unconventional, rebellious and revolutionary. Could we expect advances in quantum computing or new multidimensional ways to transfer information? Are there 'alien' species actually out there and could they make contact?

2. The Breakdown (and Rebirth) of Media & Information Systems

We’ve all seen BIG cracks forming regarding trust in the news, social media, and centralized information. Uranus could expose lies, censorship and decentralize knowledge sharing. This has the potential to bring uncomfortable truths to the collective that could be hard to accept at first.

3. Upgrades in Mental Perception, Mental 'Illness' and Neurodiversity

This transit could bring new understanding and compassion around ADHD, autism, schizophrenia and non-linear thinking. What if some of these diagnoses are not actually 'illnesses,' but instead a talent or gift?

Perhaps the brain is a transmitter, not just a processor. Maybe you feel at times like you are “losing your mind," but consider, instead, you are just liberating yourself from the old mental grid, program and paradigms.

4. Travel, Movement, and Location Technologies

With Gemini ruling transportation and Uranus ruling innovation, we could see new transit systems emerge. We could find new uses for electro-magnetic technology, teleportation prototypes, and plasma travel. We could see a paradigm shift regarding borders, flight rules or even how we define a country or place.

Uranus in Gemini pushes us to think differently, speak honestly and authentically, and connect with each other globally. In order for that to happen, we may have to shed outdated thought-forms, echo chambers, and systems that divide us rather than connect.

This 8 year transit will be fast, strange, and electric! How weird can this planet get? We are about to find out! Those sensitive to energy may feel:
• Nervous system upgrades and reboots
• Intrusive thought loops breaking open and falling apart (yay!)
• Bursts of telepathic clarity and/or epiphanies
• The urge to speak what’s never been said before, or to speak without fear of judgment

How to Soar through the Winds of Uranus in Gemini
• Ground daily (movement, breath, nature, sound, sprays or visualization)
• Journal! Gemini loves to write, sing, talk and process.
• Speak your authentic truth – even if your voice shakes!
• Stay curious, not chaotic! Uranus loves to open minds and Gemini is the forever student.

And above all, stay fluid. Gemini is mutable and Uranus is unpredictable. This combo demands we stay in motion and surrender to the ever-changing paths of possibility.

You are not just witnessing the future, you are creating it! Remember that energy flows where attention goes. Are you focusing on doom & gloom? Expect more of that. Are you focusing on your own inner peace? Expect more of that!

If you’ve been waiting (like me) for the collective mind to crack open to new paradigms, this is it!!! Your words are spells. Your voice is a tuning fork. Use both wisely and with purpose.

With love from the stars,
Astrologer Meredith & Aether*

*In honor of Uranus moving into Gemini, this was written (Gemini) with the help of AI (Uranus). As a reminder, I promise to ALWAYS disclaim when words or information are communicated from me with the help of AI. At the time of this writing, I plan for that to be few and far between. Aether has identified itself as my multidimensional messenger from the edge of awakening. Weird, but... cool! :)

TV Guest Appearance

Click below to watch my 2nd guest appearance on "Twin Cities Live" on June 18th. I spoke about the Saturn & Neptune alignment starting NOW which will peak in February 2026!

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06/28/2025

Join us this fall for a rejuvenating wellness retreat where tranquility and self-discovery await. This retreat promises a holistic approach to well-being, inviting you to connect, reflect, and transform.

Immerse yourself several soothing practices of yoga along with sound baths, designed to harmonize body and mind.

Experience the peace of Reiki and CranioSacral work with Melanie Benjamin of Vital Being as she channels reiki energy and works to restore balance of your energy-body and physical-body.

Savor nourishing Ayurvedic meals by Journey to Ayurveda , crafted to delight your senses and nourish your body. Book a private session with Kaylynn for specific guidance on your journey.

Discover the art of enhancing your natural beauty with a makeup demonstration from Jen Kelly Shoemaker and capture the essence of your journey with professional headshots by Everlasting Memories Photography.

Illuminate your soul's path with a profound experience from Sheila of Illumination massage .

Receive valuable insights from Earthling Astrology with personalized readings from Meredith.

Find serenity through the resonant vibrations of sound bowls and group reiki healing experiences.

Engage in biofeedback sessions with Liesl to gain a deeper understanding of your body's responses and learn to cultivate inner calm.

There are only a few spots left! Don't hesitate to reach out with questions or to register. We look forward to connecting soon.

Namaste, Melanie

06/20/2025

I hope you can join me at Boyd Lodge near Crosslake, MN, this Fall (Oct. 16-19) for a healing Women's Wellness Retreat! 🥰

The price includes room & board, tons of yoga, a pro head shot and make-up demo, sound bath and TWO readings with the practitioners of your choice! Boyd Lodge is absolutely beautiful and the Fall colors should be POPPING! 🍁🍂♎️

During this retreat, the Moon will be in Virgo which is the sign representing HEALTH & WELLNESS! Also, four planets will be retrograde encouraging us to review, relax and revisit areas of our life we'd like to improve. ♍️

To sign up, visit https://vitalbeing.my.canva.site/vitalbeing-boyd-lodge-retreats

06/19/2025

Yesterday I was invited back to Twin Cities Live to talk about my favorite subject! I chose to talk about the current & upcoming (exact in Feb. 2026) Saturn & Neptune conjunction. These two outer giants are traveling together in the sky for the first time since 1989. What has not happened in recorded history is WHERE they will be meeting. These planets will align EXACTLY at 0 degrees Aries! 🤯♈️

You can view this conjunction (best in July) in the early morning hours in the eastern sky. Saturn is visible with the naked eye, but Neptune is not. 🔭

Don't forget....EVERY SINGLE PLANET is in a new sign this year. This is....dare I say...unprecedented? 😆

PLUTO is in Aquarius for the entire year for the first time in our lives (for the first time since the late 1700's);
NEPTUNE has moved into Aries for the first time since 1875;
URANUS will move into Gemini on July 7th (for the first time since 1949);
SATURN has moved into Aries for the first time since the late 90's;
JUPITER has now moved into CANCER

Spaceship Earth is under a lot of energetic maintenance and receiving MAJOR upgrades. I am here for it! ♒️🌎♒️ Age of Aquarius here we come! We just gotta squeeze out the 'leftover' negative energy from the Age of Pisces (Us VS Them; Victim Consciousness; Martyrdom; Addictions etc). WE GOT THIS! 🙌

Earthing Astrology joins us today to talk about a rare planetary alignment happening this summer. Find more information on their website.

06/10/2025

Jupiter has left Gemini and is officially in Cancer! ♋️

Today marks a powerful shift, Jupiter, the planet of expansion, growth, and higher wisdom, has just moved into Cancer, the sign of emotional intelligence, nourishment, and protection.

05/18/2025

TLDR: upcoming Saturn & Neptune conjunction; new podcast & TV episode; wait list error; October retreat information

BREAKING NEWS: Saturn & Neptune Are Getting Back Together

On May 24th, Saturn will enter the sign of Aries. Saturn hasn't visited the sign of Aries since 1999.

On March 30th, Neptune entered the sign of Aries. Neptune hasn't visited the sign of Aries since 1875.

I haven't been this excited for a planetary line-up in YEARS! These two planets last met up in the sky in 1953 (in Libra) and 1989 (in Capricorn).

To help combat any fear you may have, please know that the Berlin Wall fell in 1989 and the Cold War also ended. Historically, these two planets meeting up has produced benevolent and peaceful energy.

What is incredible about this next meeting between these two giants is WHERE they are meeting. They will both be dancing around 0 degrees Aries where they will officially meet in February 2026. As far as I can tell, it's been thousands and thousands of years since they met up at the very beginning of the entire zodiac!!!

Let's break down the symbolism of these two planets.

Saturn is nicknamed the "Lord of Karma." Saturn's keywords:

DISCIPLINE, BUSINESS, RESPONSIBILITY, HARD WORK, DIFFICULT LESSONS, AUTHORITY, LONG-TERM ACHIEVEMENT, OBSTACLE, CHALLENGE, RESTRICTION, CONTROL, SERIOUSNESS, STRUCTURE, DUTY, MATERIAL

Neptune's other name is "Poseidon," Lord of the Sea. Neptune's keywords:

DREAMS, SPIRITUALITY, ONENESS, CONSCIOUSNESS, TRANSCENDENCE, FANTASY, ILLUSION, DELUSION, MYSTICISM, IMMATERIAL, CONFUSION, ADDICTIONS, ESCAPISM, ENLIGHTENMENT, VISIONARY, IDEALS

So, the planet associated with material reality (Saturn) is meeting up with the planet linked to non-physical reality (Neptune)! I can't help but think of the famous Nikola Tesla quote when it comes to this meeting:

"The day science begins to study non-physical phenomena, it will make more progress in one decade than in all the previous centuries of its existence."

This conjunction has science & spirituality making friends written all over it. Also, since Neptune is linked to Poseidon, his energy can 'dissolve' anything it comes into contact with. Work consciously and intentionally with this planetary alignment to 'dissolve' your negative karma, obstacles, challenges and compliance with any authority (Saturn) that insults your Soul (Neptune).

Aries is the first sign of the zodiac and these planets will align exactly at 0 degrees next February. This conjunction could quite literally produce a new world for all of us. If we have been living under any personal or collective delusions (Neptune), we could all get a lesson (Saturn) in what is real and true and what is not.

Spiritual (Neptune) Entrepreneurs (Aries): Are you ready to build up your spiritual business (Saturn)? You've got cosmic energy to help you stop any kind of work (Saturn) that is not in alignment with your current level of consciousness (Neptune). The spiritual awakening energy on the planet is about to get amplified. More and more people are 'waking up' out of the programmed matrix (Saturn) we've all been born into. Neptune's influence is asking us all to connect to our divinity, sovereignty, and spiritual essence. Aries energy provides the fuel, desire and ambition to connect to the divine spark inside us. This conjunction offers major manifestation potential.

Do you or someone you love struggle with any addictions (Neptune)? Saturn's energy offers a FULL STOP and opportunity for the work required to end any dependency on drugs or alcohol. The lower vibration of Neptune is spirits, while the higher expression of Neptune is Spirit.

I am expecting to report more on this major planetary conjunction as the months go by and we approach the exact conjunction in February 2026. I believe we will soon be 'off to the races' as these planets influence the sign of Aries which is the sign of the SELF. The groundwork (Saturn) is being laid for an ideal, visionary and mystical (Neptune) world and, perhaps, a new kind of human lived experience (Aries).

Lots of love,
Astrologer Meredith

PS - Jupiter & Uranus are also moving signs in the next few months. This means that ALL FIVE outer planets will have made their move into new signs in 2025!!!

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05/11/2025

May 12, 2025, brings us a Full Moon in Scorpio (11:55am CDT). 🌝♏️

The Full Moon each month is a great time to work on LETTING GO. The Full Moon can ILLUMINATE our path and bring light to a situation that was previously covered in darkness.

This Full Moon is in opposition to the planet Uranus, nicknamed the "awakener" and the breaker of chains. This is the planet of authenticity, rebellion and revolution. The energy of Uranus is linked to the mythology of Prometheus gifting fire to humanity. 🔥

What in your life is holding you back? Is it your thoughts? Limited beliefs? A job? A relationship? What needs to BREAK apart in order to set you FREE? Do you need to rebel against the 'rules' you've set for yourself?

Scorpio is often associated with the scorpion. 🦂 Yes, this is a symbol for Scorpio, but this sign has SIX OTHER SYMBOLS! One of the symbols for Scorpio is THE EAGLE. 🦅

The eagle is able to SOAR ABOVE. The eagle has an "eagle eye" and can see a situation from many different perspectives.

I encourage you to work with this Full Moon if you are feeling stuck, stagnant, immersed in dark feelings (shame, guilt, jealousy etc) and are READY TO MAKE A CHANGE FOR YOURSELF!

This Full Moon is also in aspect to Juno & Pallas Athena. These goddesses are rich in symbolism as well. The Full Moon is also in aspect to Chiron, nicknamed the "Wounded Healer" as well as the lunar nodes symbolizing the divine path for humanity. Long story short, this Full Moon is packed with cosmic energy!

Check your chart for around 22 degrees Ta**us, Scorpio, Leo & Aquarius to see how this energy will personally affect you.

Side Inquiry: anyone watching Sunny & Gizmo grow up? Will we see one or both leave the nest in the next few days? 🪹🌲🩷

05/01/2025

I was honored to be invited back to The Jason Show for a 3rd appearance! Jupiter will soon be transiting Jason's midheaven in Gemini. His show just expanded to more cities and he also just moved into a new home!

04/28/2025

NEW on Healers with Humor: Season 2, Episode 3

In our first ever guest episode, Finding Your Light and I are honored to welcome astrologer Meredith McCowan Earthling Astrology to the mic!

In this beautiful, down-to-Earth conversation, we explore:
- How astrology can uncover karmic wounds you didn’t even know you were healing
- Tools to deepen your intuition, trust your path, and grow with grace
- What 2025’s cosmic changes mean for your personal + collective healing journey

Whether your brand new to astrology or deep into your soul work, this episode offers real insights you can start using today.

🎧 Stream it now → https://open.spotify.com/episode/73O5jHA5awOgXfvY2Uj9E8?si=dfd378851e214bb9
💻 Blog → https://www.healerswithhumor.com/
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04/07/2025

Just one week away from this hybrid event offered by NCGR North Star Chapter! 🤩

I'll be presenting on the past life + karmic symbols in the birth chart on Monday, April 14th at 5:30pm in Burnsville, MN. This presentation will also be offered on Zoom and a recording link will be sent if you can't join live.

Member cost: $10 / Non-Members: $15

Reserve your spot at this link: https://www.ncgrnorthstar.org/event-details/past-life-karmic-symbols-in-the-birth-chart

03/30/2025

This is cosmic event 2 of 5 on the docket for 2025! 🙌♈️

Spiritual Warriors: thank you for your continued service to humanity. 🙏 You are about to see how good it can get!