11/12/2025
🌞 The Major Aspects
✨ Conjunction (0°)
Two actors showing up to the same audition in the same outfit — instant chemistry or instant chaos. Either way, they’re sharing a spotlight.
🌓 Sextile (60°)
That friend who always says, “You’d be great at that!” and actually means it. They hype you up, but you still have to send the email yourself.
🪞Square (90°)
Two toddlers fighting over one crayon. One says, “It’s mine!” The other says, “You’re holding it wrong!” But somehow, by the end, you’ve drawn a masterpiece out of spite.
🌕 Trine (120°)
Your chill best friend who just gets you. They finish your sentences, bring snacks, and remind you that life doesn’t always have to be that deep.
♎ Opposition (180°)
A couples’ therapy session that’s been running since the dawn of time. “I project my unmet needs onto you.” “I mirror your unresolved trauma.” And somehow, they still text goodnight.
🌙 The Minor Aspects
🫧 Semi-sextile (30°)
Two neighbors who nod politely over the fence but have completely different interior décor. “Love your roses!” “Thanks, I prefer cacti.”
🫶 Semi-square (45°)
Your internal alarm clock. Not loud enough to ruin your sleep, but just irritating enough to make you change something. Basically: friction with a tiny megaphone.
💥 Sesquiquadrate (135°)
The sequel no one asked for to the semi-square — like the universe saying, “Did you learn the lesson yet? No? Here’s a plot twist.”
🤝 Quincunx / Inconjunct (150°)
Two coworkers from different departments forced to collaborate. “I’m in Accounting.” “I’m in Creative.” “Cool, so… what do we do with that?”
🪄 Quintile (72°)
A jazz musician practicing magic tricks. Nobody knows how it works, but it’s genius and somehow involves glitter.
✨ Biquintile (144°)
The afterparty of the quintile — everyone’s loosened up, ideas are flowing, and you leave with a new sense of purpose and someone’s velvet hat.
⚡ Bonus Round
⚙️ Semi-octile (22.5°)
That faint itch of “something’s off,” like realizing you left the stove on emotionally.
🪞Sesquisextile (165°)
When you’re so close to understanding someone but one of you speaks in metaphor and the other in sarcasm.
🌗 Opposition Conjunction Combo (Full Cycle Realization)
Basically, the couple from the opposition finally realizing, “We’ve been reenacting the same argument for centuries.” Cue slow applause.
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