Alex Bosworth's Catalog of the Unsane

07/12/2024

11/30/2023

Is it weird that when I go back to the house I grew up in, I still raid the fridge late at night? Because the people who live there now are making quite a fuss about it.

11/30/2023

I don't go to high school reunions. I would, only thirty years ago I started a rumor that I was killed in hand-to-hand combat with four members of Saddam Hussein's Republican Guard and I'd kind of like to keep that going.

11/17/2022

Last week I performed my story Cash and Carry at a launch party for the Dime Stories 2022 anthology. So many old friends were there, I felt like I was home again.

10/18/2021

My God! It can see the future!

05/24/2021

They have this amazing new weight loss pill, there are no side effects and all the doctors are recommending it. It's inexpensive, easy to take and you can buy it at any supermarket or drugstore. I've been meaning to go get it, but you know how it is, between Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest, who has the time? I'd have to get dressed and get in the car. Driving exhausts me. Then I'd be forced to go into the store and I dread that journey across the parking lot with the sun beating down on me. I guess I could go at night but that's when my shows are on. After that, I'm too tired to watch the news, much less go anywhere. I wonder if I can buy it online. But then there's all that searching and typing. Plus, they probably deliver it in one of those boxes you have to open. I already have a pile of packages from eBay I haven't gotten around to yet. I'm not sure where the scissors are and I'm not really up to finding them. I just wish they'd make things easier.

05/24/2021

Curious George, three hours before the intervention.