07/18/2025
Ever bought something and the cash boomeranged straight back into your hand?
No? Good, first time for everything.
REFUND ROULETTE is on the table.
From now until Mon 5 AM PST every cart is a lottery ticket:
• 5 orders → 100 % refund—soap ships, money returns, end of story.
Worst-case: you pay normal coin, smell like a cedar-lined daydream.
Best-case: you bank every dollar and still lather like royalty.
Zero codes. Zero hoops. Pure, klean-skin capitalism.
Ready to spin?
1️⃣ Load the box.
2️⃣ Check out like it’s lunch time.
3️⃣ Let fate flex at Monday noon.
You win either way—but only if you’re in the game.
Hit the link in bio, dare your cart, and let’s see who showers on house money.
Show Love. Give Thanks. Shut Your Mouth.
Soap in one hand, bigger purpose in the other.