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07/30/2025

Liza Liberty's mother wanted to let everyone know that Liza is still alive and that the recent rumor that she passed when she skated out into traffic on Main is untrue.
Liza, or as her mother refers to her "Sapulpa's biggest crybaby" is doing well after a visit to Doc Hindsite.

07/25/2025

Next Tuesday the Old Town Saloon is proud to present, straight from Paris France, the musical explorations of La Bouche. Their two hour performance of Fiddling and Flatulence is guaranteed to clear the room. The Old Town Saloon will provide free shots to anyone who can make it to the intermission and a meal to anyone who stays for the entire performance without passing out. The doors will close at 7pm. We feel a slight up tic in business is in the wind.

07/24/2025

We are excited to announce that both W***y and Barry will spend an evening out on the town tonight with 2 of the Zucchini sisters. After being busted for "racing for titles" out at the lake last week, the sisters agreed to an evening of fun out with our morticians in exchange for bailing them out of jail. However, ever the opportunists, the planned date will include swimming out at Pretty Water Lake so the girls can show off the new swimsuits they got while they were in the county lock up. Wish our boys luck, anything can happy with these ladies.

07/23/2025

If you were downtown last weekend, you probably heard Honest-to-God Einstein and his girlfriend get into a heated argument. In her loudest voice, she proceed to tell Honest he didn't have any balls. Honest was heard to say that not only did he have balls but he would prove it by parading them around town. So if you see him this week rolling around on his Testicycle, show him a thumbs up but try not to brush up against the bike. We hear that even just grazing the thing can be immensely painful.

07/22/2025

The Old Town Saloon will play host to the Ten Traveling Tim's from Texas this Saturday night. From 7 to 10, they will thrill audiences with cunning feats and daring exhibitions of skill and courage. Personally we think this whole event is one stray pant leg from a catastrophe but that's what keeps us in business. Come see what everyone is bound to be talking about the Monday afterwards. Be there or don't!

07/21/2025

Many of you know that John St. Vincent, the 4th, won last week's Toddler Fight Club match. He handily beat Darla KumNgo in the third round with his famous Pincer Maneuver. Anyway, John took his winnings and is reinvesting them in the Sapulpa economy. He's decided to start a delivery service called Goober. For a quarter he will take a package anywhere in the city limits. So far he's made a killing running ho**ch from the rail station over to Pat's Place as they gear up for the Friday night crowd. But he has plenty of daytime spots available. His mother implores the rest of Sapulpa to please keep this young man busy so he will stop chasing squirrels through their yard in his new car. John has rutted the yard out something fierce and she's afraid the milkman's going to twist an ankle.

07/18/2025

Just a word of warning the Zucchini Sisters are racing for titles down on the shores of Pretty Water Lake down at the base of Skinny Dip Mountain. If you value your wallet or your ride, you best steer clear of the area. They ain't gonna stop until they've won a bike for each of them.

07/17/2025

We finally got Larry Lovelady to come in and make his preplanning arrangements. Depending on who you talk to in town, Larry is 98 or 107. When we asked for his exact age for the paper work he responded, "I don't give out my age these days. Let's just say I no longer buy green bananas!"

07/15/2025

We feel like we need to apologize to some of our neighbors over on Poplar St. When we sent the intern out to see if he could collect donations for Mrs. McGuilicutty's orphanarium, we struggled with how to let people know George was a legitimate representative of the mortuary. Britches suggested the cape and things snowballed from there. Well, it took George half a dozen doors before he realized why no one was answering when he came knockin'. We are pleased that we did pick up Marie Chavez's service out of the misunderstanding. We will find a better way to let folks know George is our intern. Marie's service will be Thursday at 9am.

07/02/2025

We want to join with the Sapulpa Fire Department in wishing everyone a Happy 4th of July this week. Make sure you attend Dynamite Dan's firework safety seminar this Wednesday at 10am. Dan has his usual cautionary tales to share with the youth of the community. Proof of attendance is required by the city to receive your fireworks permit for this year.

Address

101 N. Poplar Street
Sapulpa, OK
74066

Telephone

+19188579617

Website

https://bit.ly/3wtyKja

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