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Diggum-Deep Mortuary

Nestled on the east side of Old Town in Sapulpa OK
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10/28/2025

For our Friends of the Parlor, but don't forget to make your payments.

10/27/2025

Half begun is half done!

10/22/2025

You call, we respond! Sometimes we even beat the authorities there. Mobile on site processing of people and possessions is available. Just mention you want the CIA Document package when you call, and we will fly into action.

10/21/2025

We're not saying Studio One is haunted but not only do Gary and the folks over there do a nice "cut and style" but they get their customer's sheets looking the whitest.

10/20/2025

We understand that the sherif has finally caught the culprit that's been responsible for all the "there are sharks in Pretty Water Lake" commotion that's been going on this summer. the sheriff says you can pick up your dog and pay your fine.

10/17/2025

We're uncertain that Walter Wiggins new dating business is going to be a success. He claims to have a little something for every gentleman at Route 66 Dating but we are uncertain about putting the ladies ages on the signage pointing towards their locations. We guess time will tell if those traveling to "Route of Love" will utilize Walter's service.

10/16/2025

The folks down at McDoogal's want everyone to know, that thanks to the Gleeson family, the carousel at their restaurant now has a weight limit. This photo was shot just moments before the carousel jumped its track and tipped into Walter Bethesda's world-famous Oompa Band killing W***y George the tuba player and injuring the rest of the band. Not to mention that's on top of tearing a hole in the bellows of Archie Stabnick's accordion. Word is that Goldie Gleeson is extremely remorseful that she yelled "Hi-Ho Silver" and set this tragedy in motion.

10/15/2025

Walter Lemons has been saying his studio is infested with Lions but it seems no one would believe him. It's been a bit of a challenge to capture proof that he's been telling the truth but here it is. Between this and his funeral service on Wednesday, we're hoping the exterminators will take his assistant Bobby's calls seriously now.

10/14/2025

Billy-Bob Beltzers Bulldozer company is working a second prototype for their ride share concept. After Larry Lossange threw up on the way home from Pat's in the initial concept car they decided an exterior carriage might be the way to go. Some folks have recommended some kind of safety harness but honestly we're looking forward to the uptick in our business this will create. If you are in need of a ride home and want to contribute to the testing process you can call Billy-Bob at BR5409.

10/13/2025

We have to give it to Gilda Anne Greyfoot. Her husband Larry turned 40 last week. Gilda, being smarter than the average gal, has been watching Larry's friends and the things they did when they turned 40. So word is, she cornered Larry last week and said, "I bought you a motorcycle. It's got a sidecar so we can ride together." Larry responded that he didn't want a motorcycle. That's when Gilda Anne looked at him and said, "All your friends that turned 40 either have an affair, buy a sports car or get a motorcycle. You ain't having an affair and we don't have the money for a sports car, so shut up and get on your motorcycle. And if you're lucky I'll let you drive." There's a woman that's willing to go the extra mile to keep her relationship together.

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101 N. Poplar Street
Sapulpa, OK
74066

Telephone

+19188579617

Website

https://bit.ly/3wtyKja

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