04/01/2026
Important Office Update…
We regret to inform you that Dr. Zak has suffered a sudden back injury and will be unable to see patients for the foreseeable future.
The incident occurred while attempting to “quickly demonstrate proper posture,” when he reached down to pick up what he claims was a “light object” but somehow involved twisting, bending, and an overconfident movement that did not go as planned. Witnesses report hearing a loud “that was a mistake” immediately after.
During this time, we are asking the community if anyone knows a good chiropractor who might be available to help… because clearly, ours will need one 😅
S**E.
We’re still here, fully operational, and ready to take care of all your chiropractic needs!
Looking forward to seeing you in the office and helping you feel your best.
Happy April Fools! 🎉