Function Massage LLC

11/19/2025

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10/25/2025

10/25/2025

10/24/2025

Feel Better After Your Car Accident — Insurance May Cover Your Care 🩻

If you were injured in a motor vehicle accident — you don’t have to live with the pain.

At Function Massage LLC, we specialize in medical massage and soft-tissue rehabilitation to help reduce:
• Neck and back pain
• Whiplash stiffness
• Headaches & muscle tension
• Limited mobility

Your no-fault auto insurance covers treatment — no referral needed to get started.

📍 1273 William Floyd Pkwy. Shirley, NY 11967
👐 10+ years experience in injury recovery
📞 Call/Text/FB Message to verify coverage and schedule your first session.

Put your healing first — we’ve got the paperwork handled.

09/30/2025

09/30/2025

08/17/2025

🌌 Final Planetary Parade of 2025 – Don’t Miss It! 🌌

From August 17 to 20, the morning sky will put on a rare and breathtaking show — six planets appearing together in a single, dazzling lineup.

🔭 What You Can Spot

With the Naked Eye:

Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Saturn will shine brightly and be easy to find without any special equipment.

With Binoculars or a Telescope:

Uranus and Neptune will appear faint, but if you have the right gear, you’ll be rewarded with their distinct colors — Neptune’s bluish glow and Uranus’s soft green tint.

🌙 The Moon Joins the Show

August 17–18: A thin crescent Moon will appear just above Venus and Jupiter, adding a magical touch to the view.

August 19–20: The Moon will move even closer to these bright planets, making the scene even more striking for photos.

📍 How to Get the Best View

Time: Around 1 hour before sunrise when the sky is still dark.

Direction: Face east with an open view of the horizon.

Location: Choose a spot far from city lights for the clearest skies.

Optional Gear: Your eyes are enough to enjoy most of the show, but binoculars or a telescope will reveal even more detail.

💡 Why It’s Worth Watching

Planetary parades happen when several planets line up in the same part of the sky from Earth’s perspective. In reality, they’re still far apart in space — but their paths line up beautifully for us to see.

This will be the last planetary alignment of 2025, making it a perfect finale to the year’s stargazing events.

✨ Set your alarm, grab your coffee, and catch this rare cosmic gathering before it disappears!

08/13/2025

08/06/2025

It’s summer. It may be a good idea to start distressing early…
Function Massage LLC: (631)-336-4500