The Oui Doctor

05/07/2026

OUI ARE SO HAPPY YOU’RE HERE, Nurse Cherish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Pictured: New job essentials sent to Cherish by our friend Rebecca Lodge! Awwwwww, the sweetest!!!!!)

05/07/2026

I sweater God if you lovely patients don’t stop watering yourselves down to make all the people in your life happy …..

Nothing bad will happen, but Oui will keep reminding you IT AIN’T WORTH IT so that good things can start to happen 🩷

You deserve SO MUCH MORE!

Nurse Prac Jill is a Scorpio and she is not playing!

PUT IT DOWN IF IT DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!

05/07/2026

CO-SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

05/06/2026

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05/06/2026

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05/06/2026

🌸🌸🌸 BLOOM ain’t just an amazing exhibit at ! It’s also a philosophy 🩷

05/06/2026

Everyone say hi to Deputy Mike, keeping us safe at the polls!

GEAUX VOTE PRECIOUS

05/06/2026

Did you early vote? Are you going to?

Show us your early voting selfie on checkout and get 10% off your entire visit!!!!!!!!

Did I run this by my CFO husband? No

Will he stop us from doing it? Also probably no

Tell Pame, Cherish, or Maddie that you early voted and get your CIVIC DUTY DISCOUNT!

(Pictured: our glorious friend voting on DAY ONE with *nails on fleek*!)

(Oh lord, do oui still say fleek? Whatevs, so fetch!)

XOXO,
Your friend and doctor and activist,
Dr.

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EARLY VOTING ENDS MAY 9! GEAUX VOTE!
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05/05/2026

I texted Pharmacist Jude about the Toprol recall, and this is what he said:

“Teva or Activas manufacturer. Not too many lots. Not dissolving all the way!”

If you take TOPROL (metoprolol succinate), check with your pharmacist if the recall has affected your medicine!

As always, it’s SO IMPORTANT to have trustworthy, amazing people on your care team!

For pharmacists, my three favorite are:

💪 JUDE @ Mon Ami Pharmacy in Benton (also a renowned cutie patootie)

🔥 HEIDI at in downtown Shreveport (WOMEN! I text her like every day lol)

🫡 And Shomichael (Dr. Mike!) at in Logansport! (Oui worked together at Christus!!)

THANKS FOR THE INFO, JUDE THE DUDE !!!

05/05/2026

To celebrate Nurse Cherish’s first official week at , oui are bringing back WALK-IN FAT BLASTER SHOTS!

Fat blaster shots are nothing but AMINO ACIDS that are lipophilic, meaning they LOVE FAT!

When paired with B-12, it:

🎉gives essential nutrients to ENERGY metabolism
🔥attaches to fat cells that get flushed out of your system when you drink enough water
💪shreds the fat around any muscle group you work — want a more toned butt? Take a fat blaster and do some squats! You target the therapy!

This totally safe, NOT FROM TIK TOK formulation is available now at OUI!

📆Monday - Friday, 9am - 4pm
$40

Recommend 1/week for four weeks to see a real difference!

BEST RESULTS WHEN YOU DRINK YO WATA!!!!!!

For more information, call or text 318-777-JAYA!

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05/05/2026

Stop injecting things into your face and body that don’t come from an actual pharmacy and dispensed by an actual MD!!!!!!!!!!!

She walked into a place that called itself a medical spa. Three months later she was still in the hospital, and the prosecutor told her: you went there of your own volition. What did you expect.

The person who almost killed her had no medical training. She had ordered the product off Alibaba. It was contaminated with mycobacterium. She had no malpractice insurance. She had no license to lose. No prosecutor would touch the case. No lawyer would take the civil suit, because there was no money to recover.

That is the aesthetics industry in 2026. It is a 20 billion dollar business. As big as the NFL. And almost nobody is checking who is holding the needle.

Last year, people in 11 states landed in hospitals from fake Botox ordered off the internet. A woman in Texas died at an IV bar when an unlicensed person hung potassium and ran it into her arm like a martini order. There were HIV cases out of an unlicensed spa in New Mexico. None of this is fringe. This is happening in strip malls and hair salons and weekend pop-ups in every state in the country.

And the people doing it often have no idea they are practicing medicine without a license. They took a two-day course. The course promised them a medical director on paper. Now they are independently injecting strangers' faces with whatever they could order online.

Kate Dee is a board-certified radiologist who left breast imaging for aesthetics ten years ago and watched the industry explode around her. She wrote a book called "Med Spa Mayhem" because she could not keep quiet about what she was seeing in her own field. The way she puts it: physicians worry about losing their license if they do something wrong. If you don't have a license, you don't have one to lose.

So here is what to ask before anyone touches your face, your skin, or puts a needle in your arm. Who am I seeing today, and what is their license. Who is the medical director, and can I see them. Is the person holding the needle qualified to do a good faith exam. If the answer is "an RN comes by once a month," walk out.

Send this to the friend who just booked Botox at a place she found scrolling Instagram. Send it to your sister who keeps mentioning the IV bar that opened next to her gym. Send it to anyone you love who walks into a "medical spa" assuming the word medical means something there.

Listen to the full conversation on The Podcast by KevinMD. Link in the comments.

What is the most concerning thing you have seen or heard about a med spa or IV bar in your community.