10/31/2025
✨ Meet Mr. Peanut Butter — Our Newest “Employee”! ✨💀
He insisted on joining our team this Halloween season… and honestly, we’re still not sure if it was a great idea or a grave mistake 😅
When we found him lounging in the back room (don’t ask how he got in), we thought, “Hey, maybe he’d make a great spa assistant!” which "seemed" to work out. He let us know after “working himself to the bone,” Mr. Peanut Butter decided he needed a chiller job — and what’s more relaxing than a spa? 💆♂️🕯️
Well… turns out spa life might not be his thing 👇
🧴 He keeps trying to moisturize — we told him bones don’t absorb lotion, but he’s committed.
🎶 He hijacked the playlist. It’s been Spooky Scary Skeletons on loop for 3 days straight.
💅 He insists he’s a “bone-afide” skincare expert (he’s not).
🧘 Tried to teach him deep breathing… awkward moment when we remembered he doesn’t have lungs.
Despite it all, he’s got great energy (metaphorically) and looks fabulous in every display. 💁♂️✨
So if you see Mr. Peanut Butter lounging around the spa this week, say hi — but don’t expect him to lift a finger. He’s already short a few. 😉🦴💅
