
01/11/2025
So recently I was reading a great book ("Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine" by Gail Honeyman) and in the book there was a great line, so I just had to use it for a meme! For setting purpose Eleanor has to get a new outfit for a funeral and asked for the help of someone at essentially the British equivalent of Macy's and the lady tried to sell her heels. Eleanor had previously gone to get a different new outfit where the sales associate tried to sell her heels too. And so as this was the second new outfit with the suggestion of heels her inner monologue was this:
"she tried to steer me towards farcical heels again, why are these people so incredibly keen on crippling their female customers and I began to wonder if cobblers and chiropractors had some sort of fiendish cartel"
So rest easy knowing we here at Jorde Chiropractic are not in any fancy cartel with any cobblers..... but if you happen to be having any shoe related injuries come on and we can help!