12/11/2025
Twas' the month of December and all through the mall, people bought presents, some big and some smallThey put up their trees, the lights and a star They had to drive places way, way too far.
Their backs started aching both left side and right. Shoulders had tweaks and necks felt so tight.
Their legs became tired and their arms felt weak. They had to go somewhere, sometime this week.
Search on the internet and what do you see? Ahah! An ad for massage therapy!
You found the listings, there were so many. But came across one that said "Worth Every Penny!"
The lady was professional yet her ad oh so witty, with such talent she'd surly take pity.
You go to her office and to your delight found she was strong, educated, and bright.
She said with a smile "I'll fix you up right! I'll loosen your muscles that do feel quite tight. I'll work out your crinkles and make you stand tall. You'll feel quite amazing in no time at all!"
She worked out the pains; her hands were so strong. You felt looser and looser as the session went on.
When it was done, oh such splendor! for all your muscles to her did surrender.
Take from my poem, my ad, my fable. Come find relief when you lay on my table.
