
06/18/2024
Body Zen is Not, Closing!
And Daniel is still perfectly capable of giving the same 5 Start massages!
Groupon decided to close the Body Zen campaigns and account without me asking or allowing me to communicate first, while refunding everyone's vouchers telling them that I am not capable of fulfilling the obligations of the vouchers purchased - which is totally false. I presume, they did because the 3rd person in 6 years, after probably 400 total 5 star reviews with a 4.9 average, complained that I didn't use any oil with a Deep Tissue vs Relaxing massage.
I am currently not able to hire the top level corporate attorneys that returned my message withing 30 minutes of contacting them, so if anyone can loan me the money for litigation they say I have a very strong case!
Groupon will hopefully email everyone that they already emailed saying that Daniel is actually the expert Bodyworker that he is after they emailed everyone saying I wasn't without even knowing what a massage even is.
Anyway - Body Zen is still open and needs you to visit!
Please text for the fastest response or schedule online at theBodyZen.com!
And mention this post and get the Injury + Medical rate for any massage until August!