01/07/2026
Halo’s back — and officially accepting applications for Couch Companion 🐶✨
I recently learned (the hard way) that chasing cats is apparently frowned upon… so I’m best suited for a cat-free home.
As for cars and tight spaces? Yeah… not my vibe 😅 They make me a little anxious, so I’d much rather skip cramped adventures and stick to wide-open, comfy places.
I’m an elite couch potato with a soft heart and a past that taught me a few things.
I do need a little space at first — trust is earned, not rushed. I’ll happily take the treats though 🍪 and once I realize you’re safe, I will slowly give in.
I’m older, wiser, and well past my “chew up your stuff” phase. No chaos here — just a calm soul looking for a comfy bed, a patient human, and a lifetime of lazy couch cuddles 🛋️💤
Think we’re a match? Come meet me, i’ll be waiting! 💜