10/29/2025
🎃👻 Halloween Fun for Kids! 👻🎃
Halloween isn’t just about candy and costumes — it’s also about giggles and groans from spooky jokes! 🍬🧡
Here are a few Halloween jokes to share with your little ghouls and goblins:
🕷️ Q: What game do ghost kids play?
🕸️ A: Hide & shriek.
🧛 Q: How did the bat take his supplies to school?
🧟 A: In his bat pack.
🕷️ Q: How can you tell when ghosts are lying?
🕸️ A: You can see right through them.
🧛 Q: Where do bats get cleaned up?
🧟 A: The batroom.
🕷️ Q: What do ghosts wear in the car?
🕸️ A: A sheet-belt.
🧛 Q: How do bats line up at school?
🧟 A: In alpha-bat-ical order.
😂 We’d love to hear your family’s favorite Halloween jokes too — drop them in the comments!