10/08/2025
✨Yesterday, another truly historic occasion took place at the IHLA office. In a ceremony that exactly one onlooker described as "weird," the illustrious Kathryn bestowed the coveted GOAT award upon a very unsuspecting and rather confused, Megan. The ceremony began with an office-wide declaration by Kathryn, and was followed by the ceremonial passing of the golden goat into Megan's hands, which trembled as she humbly accepted. Megan held back tears as one audience member captured photos and another, so overcome with emotion, continued to work at their computer without looking up.
🐐 Ah, yes.. it was truly a day that shall be remembered for the rest of the week, probably. Who will be the next recipient of the GOAT award? Check back in another 1 to 5 months to find out. Until then, Megan shall guard her with her life.