07/30/2025
💩 Digestive Advice for the 50+ Club:
👉 Always know your bathroom’s location. Trust me—you’re on a timer now.
👉 Respect fiber. It’s the unsung hero between chaos and control.
👉 Never trust a fart. Ever. It’s a loaded decision.
Getting older isn’t glamorous, but it is strategic.
Plan accordingly. 🚽😅