Nicola Hazen, LMT

05/13/2022

I am celebrating 20 years of my business!!!
2002-2022 🤗

10/24/2021

I am sorry but I am not taking any new clients.

Please give Nicole Dolister , LMT a call, 623-255-0310.
She is in the same office.

05/10/2021

Hello everyone, This was shared from other LMT’s and I thought I would share with you.
The difference is LMT’s have formal teaching and the other does not. FYI

04/08/2021

Good morning!

Hope you all are doing great! In my surprise, I don’t have a cancellation list 😳

And I have one opening for a “current client only”
Wednesday April 14 at 1:30.
(Sorry, no new clients)

Call me 623-522-7932 to book that appointment!

03/04/2021

In the past 19 years of listening to Massage music... starting with the 6 space CD stereo then to loading those CD’s on to an Ipod and listening to that for the last 11 years...I upgraded to an Alexa echo dot!!! I have been listening to relaxing massage music, but after a few days it’s the same music... then I asked Alexa for just relaxing music and it was great...a little relaxing thunderstorm rumble (from WI, and used to hearing them and now living in Arizona, we don’t get many thunderstorms) then some other relaxing music and then client is zoned and so am I... another thunderstorm comes on, real nice! Until!!! The Throw you out of bed loud Thunder crack 😳⚡️⛈
Startled both of us!!! Till we started laughing! Well that’s Thunder to make you go to the basement!!!
Alexa got a talking to!!! Back to relaxing massage music!! 🙃👍

Anyone else use Alexa? What do you ask her to play? Do you have to purchase Amazon music?

01/05/2021

I am sorry, but I am not taking any New clients at this time.

Please give my colleague
Nicole Dolister LMT a call. She is also in the office I am in.
623-255-0310

01/05/2021

Happy New Year!
I want to thank all my clients, I am very Blessed!!! You have made my life and business full!!
Love you all!

12/30/2020

Happy New Year and Happy Wednesday everyone! Please make note✅ of these changes as they will affect your rate and the type of massage you receive when I see you next, starting January 4, 2021.
After much consideration, I have decided to stop charging an hourly rate and instead charge based on your body length. Taller individuals are necessarily more work, and my hands cannot magically adjust to size, unfortunately, so it is only fair to base my new rate on the total number of inches in length your body measures. We will measure you from the scalp to the soles of your feet. I have marked the table out in segments to get an accurate measurement, which we will take the next time you are here, and your new rate will be based in part on your length.
In addition to this change, I will no longer be doing deeper tissue or neuromuscular massage work as a primary modality, and instead will determine the type of massage you receive according to your astrological sign. If you are a moody Ta**us, for example, you get a soothing session, with powdery soft strokes and lullaby music to soothe you. If you are a perfectionist, wound-tight, sometime neurotic Pisces, like myself, I will apply the deepest possible pressure and utilize a number of motorized percussive tools to help release the tension in your muscles, which have probably been tight since you were three years old. I will provide a full astrological chart ♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♓️♒️♈️♉️♊️ reference for you when you arrive and we will plan your session accordingly. Your rate will also be based on your sign. Fussier signs can expect a higher rate, and when Mercury goes Retrograde, everyone is subject to an additional $20 fee per hour.
Lastly, I will be implementing a $15 surcharge for all females who do not shave their legs. 🦵 I don’t mean they can be shaved the day before – I want a squeaky clean, newly smooth, Skintimate soft calf to work on, or it’s bye-bye 15 bucks 💸 for you.
I hope you don’t believe any of this nonsense. Today is what, again? 😁😁😁

08/31/2020

My printer died... selling these for $35

08/20/2020

One of my clients gave me these masks...I just had to embellish!!! 🤗

08/01/2020