03/02/2026
When our 90 year-old legend no-shows we go straight to…
“CALL THE COAST GUARD.” 🚨😂
Or they ran off to Vegas. Or joined a biker gang. Or eloped. 🏍️💍😂
But for real — if you’re still out there crushing life, just text us a quick “Still kickin’!” so we can cancel the search party 🚨📱💬
We promise we’re dramatic because we care 😅💙