
08/04/2025
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Yeah, you. With the thumbs. Still thinking about âjoining a gym somedayâ?
Newsflash: someday isnât a day of the week.
đĽ At Alabama Combat Club, we donât just work outâwe weaponize your body.
Youâll learn to:
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Choke a grown man unconscious (legally).
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Punch without breaking your hand.
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Escape the average Tuesday mugging.
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Burn fat faster than your excuses.
â ď¸ Warning: Side effects may include confidence, muscles you didnât know you had, and friends whoâd literally fight for you.
đ Sylacauga, AL â DM us.
Or donât⌠and stay soft.