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02/08/2026

Everyone needs something to blow on their birthday.

02/08/2026

I like my wiener. Those other ones are too big.

06/13/2025

I never felt the sausage in my mouth. It was just the flavor.

03/09/2025

It takes a village to raise an idiot.

10/05/2024

This Thanksgiving I want a men’s meat pie.

07/19/2024

I put it in the wrong hole.

07/19/2024

These nuts are spicy!

06/17/2024

I’m going to eat balls tomorrow.

06/14/2024

I see the forest, I see the trees but I don’t see the twigs. If you don’t see the twigs, leaf it alone.

06/09/2024

It’s great for a private plunge hole.

06/08/2024

I have a big piece of sausage in my mouth.

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