01/07/2026
You ever go to the doctor because your shoulder won’t lift past “half-mast flag” level or your knee sounds like it’s auditioning for a gravel commercial, and the grand solution you’re handed is, wait for it, “Just use the other side.”
If you watched Kevin Hart’s Acting My Age, you know exactly the vibe: the kind of suggestion that makes you look around the room for a hidden camera. Because “use the other side” isn’t a treatment plan. Your doctor is a brilliant human being, but this isn’t their purview. They have to be knowledgeable in a little bit of everything, but they aren’t a specialist in movement of the body.
This is what they tell you when they have absolutely no follow-up ideas, but I have an idea!
And then there’s the other classic:
“If it hurts… just stop doing it.”
Oh, brilliant. Revolutionary. Why didn’t we all think of that?
You know, I’ll just stop lifting my kid, or gardening, or working, or exercising, or sleeping on my right side, or breathing too deeply, whatever it is.
Super sustainable.
Here’s the problem: Pain isn’t just an inconvenience.
Limited range of motion isn’t just a quirky new personality trait.
These things affect your identity, your hobbies, your sanity, and your day-to-day life. “Stop doing it” is not a plan, it’s a timeout.
And last I checked, you’re not five.
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