04/01/2026
❗️FLORIDA MAN INJURY RECOVERY PACKAGE❗️ | After seeing a very specific pattern of situations across Tampa Bay, we knew it was time to take things a step further.
We’re proud to announce that our providers are now officially certified in Alligator-Wrestling Injury Treatment™* 🐊
With this advanced training, we’re rolling out our newest offering:
The Florida Man Injury Recovery Package 🛥️💥
Built around the real-world cases we see every week, this program is designed to help you recover and get back to doing what you enjoy.
Program includes:
• Alligator-Wrestling Injury Treatment™
• Boat ramp slip and fall therapy
• Jet ski overuse injury care... and more!
Whether it happened on the boat, at the dock, or somewhere you probably shouldn’t have been… like wrestling that “cute” Florida swamp puppy in sweet tea tinted water… we’ve seen it.
And we’ve got you covered.
Now accepting HSA, FSA, and questionable decision-making.*
We’re expecting a busy gator season.
To schedule your Florida Man Recovery Session, call 844-51-SPINE (844-517-7463) and mention promo code "FLORIDAMAN".
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Happy April Fools
*Alligator-Wrestling Injury Treatment™ certification not recognized by any governing body.