Wholly Balls Protein Bites

07/28/2025

CONGRATULATIONS !!!! 1st Phorm Monster Games Elite Female CHAMPION!!! We are SO PROUD of you, and SO BLESSED to know you! Keep grinding, girl! We'll be here cheering you on!

07/23/2025

See you soon, CrossFit fam! Come find us in Vendor Village at the this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, July 25th-27th in Overland Park, Kansas! We've packed an entire TRUCKLOAD of product for purchase, including the brand NEW flavor, "The Rocky Roadie", and we're hitting the road in T minus 24 hours! Load up on all of your favorites and mention this post for a bulk discount!

07/03/2025

"The Rocky Roadie".... you're really not ready for this, trust us.

To celebrate, we're giving away a first taste to five of our followers.

Follow, like, tag 2 others, and SHARE this post to enter.

We will announce the five winners Monday.

07/01/2025

It's 2023.... Girl is grinding as a Labor & Delivery RN and full-time Nurse Practitioner student, raising kids after a divorce, and finally dipping her toes into the local dating pool.
Meets Guy, (an incredibly smart and successful businessman), loves his adventurous spirit and ambition, they go on a handful of dates before he's set to leave on a fly fishing trip.

Girl likes guy, so she sends him off with a cute little care package containing her custom, hand crafted protein balls that she had been making for years that meet her dietary restrictions and macro needs.

Guy loves the protein balls...so much so that he eats the ENTIRE weekend's worth before reaching his fishing destination.

Guy returns home and takes girl on a fly fishing trip. Guy and girl spend time talking about dreamlining and lifestyle design. Girl tells guy she's always felt as if an opportunity for time and financial freedom beyond the medical profession was just beyond her fingertips, waiting to be discovered.

Guy tells girl he believes her opportunity is obvious... her insanely delicious protein balls.

Girl thinks guy is crazy and underestimates herself, but secretly wonders if he's onto something.

Girl is also a little crazy and has nothing to lose, so she proposes that girl and guy start a company together! Guy agrees and Wholly Balls! is born!

2 years later, girl and guy are madly in love, grinding and growing a successful national food brand and company spanning 48 states and three countries, while beginning to realize their dream life.

06/28/2025

Its ALMOST HERE!!!!!!!! The NEWEST FLAVOR, The "Rocky Roadie" will hit shelves in ONE WEEK!!!!! Who's freaking ready for this!!!!? Organic cocoa, roasted almonds, creamy white chips, and mini chocolate chunks! ....and we all know Sloth LOVES Chunks! PREORDER coming soon!!!!!!! Follow for the latest updates, and a rad GIEAWAY to celebrate!

06/18/2025

06/18/2025

No junk. Just joy. And maple-choco-peanut buttery goodness in every bite.

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06/16/2025

Churro vibes, zero guilt.

These cinnamon-dusted balls are clean, dreamy, and dangerously snackable. 😋

06/01/2025

NOW through MIDNIGHT!!!! 20% OFF! USE PROMO CODE: SYNDICATE20 Free shipping over $39! www.whollyballs.com

06/01/2025

THANK YOU!...for such an incredible weekend at the Syndicate Crown! What a privilege it was to meet so many of you! We're pumped and ready for more. Where would you like to see Wholly Balls! next!?

05/30/2025

Lets GoOOOO!!!! Wholly Balls! Find us in Vendor Village at under the tent!

05/28/2025

Fuel your hustle with The Breakfast Ball 💪
Clean ingredients. Big protein. No nonsense.
Perfectly balanced — just like your morning should be.