Ascension Modern Massage Therapy

03/03/2026

I know there are many terrible things going on around the world. There may not be much we can do on an individual basis to quickly correct any of those situations, but we can control how we cope with the stress and aggravation. If you can get in with me, thorough bodywork is great for the body and mind. If you cant' book with me, I encourage you to find some way to help get through your day a little bit easier.

02/25/2026

02/25/2026

I am clearing out a massive amount of stuff we have accumulated over the last few years, and I am giving yous guys first chance on these items before I go to the marketplace. If you want anything, just comment on the pic and send cashapp/venmo or message me to set up payment.

02/21/2026

I decided early on to not use AI in my personal and business life. I understand it can be used to "create" some pretty cool outcomes, but I feel it is inauthentic and is very dangerous to our well-being both ecologically and mentally as the human species. Please join me and let this novelty subside.

02/17/2026

This weekend I broke over 150 Google reviews! Relaying your experience to other potential clients by leaving a glowing review is one of the best things you can do to support your favorite small business.
If you have not yet posted a review, I invite you do let me know what you think. I enjoy hearing feedback, the more unique and specific the better.

Ascension Modern Massage, Jared Tucker LMT would love your feedback. Post a review to our profile.

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02/16/2026

It is okay to retreat for a while to preserve your well-being. Then get back out there and fight the good fight.

02/14/2026

Did you know you can book yourself a massage any day. It doesn't have to be a holiday.

02/14/2026

02/14/2026

Every year I seem to miss the Run the Line event, even though it passes right in front of my office. If you or someone you know is participating this year, please repost this, tag them, or just share this offer. I hope everyone who competes does well, and if you are worn out from training and the event, I would love to see you to help with your recovery. Run the Line Half-Marathon

02/11/2026

It's amazing when the culmination of an epic massage syncs up with the audience applause of a wild live performance recording!

02/09/2026

***HEADS UP***
I will have limited availability in the next few weeks. Book early to insure you can get in.