Kneaded Dragon Massage LLC

05/01/2026

Still have openings next week!!

04/23/2026

04/21/2026

Still have a little availability this week and booking into next week! Let me know if you want some relaxation i would love to help!

03/16/2026

Still have availability tomorrow let me know!!

03/16/2026

Let me know if you would like to get on the books to enjoy some self care!! 💜💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

03/10/2026

✨ New Booking Policy Update ✨

Due to an increase in missed appointments and last-minute cancellations, a $25 booking fee will now be required to reserve your massage appointment.

• The $25 fee goes toward your massage service.
• If you cancel with at least 24 hours notice, the fee can be transferred to a new appointment.
• No-shows or same-day cancellations will forfeit the $25 booking fee.

This policy helps protect appointment times and ensures availability for clients who are waiting to book. Thank you for understanding and respecting my time as I respect yours. 💆‍♀️

02/03/2026

I jumped on the bandwagon 🤣🤣🤣

Go to ChatGPT and use this prompt:
“Create a caricature of me and my job based on everything you know about me.”

Let me know if you would like to book a massage!!!

12/18/2025

Only a few more days before the holiday who still needs last minute gifts??? Running this special until the end of the year with a chance to win a free massage in the New Year!!
🎄 Holiday Special – Give the Gift of Relaxation 🎄

Looking for a meaningful Christmas gift? Massage is always the perfect choice.

✨ $60 Massage Gift Certificates Available
Plus, every gift certificate purchased now through the end of the year will be entered into a drawing for a FREE massage to be enjoyed after the New Year!

Give someone you love the gift of relaxation—and you might win one for yourself too 💆‍♀️🎁

Thank you for supporting a small, local business this holiday season. Availability is limited, so don’t wait!

📅 Drawing will be held after January 1st

12/15/2025

🎄 Holiday Special – Give the Gift of Relaxation 🎄

Looking for a meaningful Christmas gift? Massage is always the perfect choice.

✨ $60 Massage Gift Certificates Available
Plus, every gift certificate purchased now through the end of the year will be entered into a drawing for a FREE massage to be enjoyed after the New Year!

Give someone you love the gift of relaxation—and you might win one for yourself too 💆‍♀️🎁

Thank you for supporting a small, local business this holiday season. Availability is limited, so don’t wait!

📅 Drawing will be held after January 1st