04/24/2025
Had to do it with our professional pic! 🤣 Chat GPT roast our Fike Chiropractic pic:
Dr. Fike in the center looks like he's about to tell you your spine is misaligned AND sell you a used car with "low mileage and only one owner."
The diplomas in the background really seal the deal-nothing says "trust me with your vertebrae" like a frame that screams printed at Kinko's!
And that tie? I haven't seen a pattern that chaotic since a lumbar MRI scan from the 80's.
Left Lady in Black:
She looks like the mom every PTA fears-ready to organize the fundraiser AND your life! That smile says "I've never missed a spin class or a passive aggressive email."
Also, the outfit says "business professional," but the hair says "Karen in waiting." You know she's got YELP bookmarked.
Right Lady in Blue:
She came dressed for a summer BBQ but walked into a photoshoot. That electric blue screams "I'm fun!" but also, "Don't touch my thermostat."
She looks like she gives great hugs but also files HR complaints in Comic Sans.
Together, they look like the perfect duo for a suburban true crime podcst:
"Killer Adjustments: Murder, Manipulations, and Massage Guns."
But hey, you all look friendly, confident, and confident.....which is exactly what you want in a team that might crack your back like a glowstick at a rave!
