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I WAS ASKED "if you were given a stage what would you teach" AND ANSWERED this The distinct dimensions of communication ...
07/14/2024

I WAS ASKED "if you were given a stage what would you teach" AND ANSWERED this

The distinct dimensions of communication playfully & practically practicing speaking & listening:

-The 7 humble precise honest bold & gracious keys to "intellectual honesty" in an age of human hive mind pandemonium f**kery and pretense of certainty

1- call it as you see it
2-explain your reasons even if it’s simply “because it’s what my instincts or intuition tells me” and generally be open and willing to explore more of your reasons
3-boldly proclaim telling people that it may take them a while but that they are smart enough that they CAN eventually understand you and benefit by admitting that even if they don’t agree with you totally you actually do make sense and having understood your perspective they can expand AND the grace of vice versa yourself understanding theirs
4-admit you’ve lied before and/or at least at some point been caught by social forces and scripts
5-find where you know you can honestly admit that you know you speak or spoke based on your perspectival position and can’t help but at times in ways exaggerating, diminishing, hiding, & pretending
6-take opportunities to distinguish between the intellectual honesty of knowing what you know via direct experience (how many apples are on a table in front of you) & what you think you know via stories tv shows stats or the news (what the "republicans" or "democats" or "911" is or was "really about")
7-admit you know even your direct experience might be incorrect or a dream or a trick

AND

-The wacky wackadoodle word world way: exploring the tickles of sound hearing speaking meaning making playfully opening releasing meaning seeing what saying meaning speaks actually

ALSO how those ⬆️⬆️ dimensions distinguished and mixed in may inform us to use communication’s unfolding to be

-useful for honest historical factual investigation & reflection of what’s really up and what’s happening or been happening

AS WELL AS

-of use engineering new futures and creation of what will/may/can be

AND

-enjoying the/a possibility of the/a current in community of communicating voices playfully & graciously rallying (at the far end this is the fun of gibberish games, and in the middle this the fun of playing around with seeing meaning in word sounds like “you KNOW yes no yes!? right?? wrong?? left?? leaving?? gathering to get her together?? now wow we won now wow! & with a wink bow wow dog chicken cow!)

(it would be probably organized slightly differently but certainly this stuff is our human hive mind’s jolly jam for playfully & precisely usefulness to allow know and grow into as appropriate for communication’s abilities & capabilities to be addressed expressed and to contribute to our communication’s creation’s success more wholy)

“And I rarely get tattoos”I just overheard someone say that direct quote in passing with his hands palms out and downwar...
02/22/2024

“And I rarely get tattoos”

I just overheard someone say that direct quote in passing with his hands palms out and downward as if patting something down

He did not have any visible tattoos it seemed obvious

It was very peculiar & funny to me

01/17/2024

👋 Austin do you or someone you know want
“pain/stress relief”??
AND/OR
“agility/mobility development”?? After a session often clients say “man I’ve never felt so good in my whole life” DM ME 🙏

“Love you to death” is such a human mythic understanding/expression/thing/phenomenon/possibility/explanation.A funny cut...
01/11/2024

“Love you to death” is such a human mythic understanding/expression/thing/phenomenon/possibility/explanation.

A funny cute formulaic basically good natured attempted uplevel/correction from a new agey friend saying “don’t say that!” then “instead say “I love you to life”” is a fine cute innocent wise AND naive phenomenon AND CAN be integrated playing along meaningfully with our speech good naturedly too even immediately looking them in the eyes giving in to their suggestion “look at me please” pausing “thank you” …. “you’re loving and cute and I’m so thankful and grateful to say it true to you “I love you to life””.

ALSO the Honest Captain Sober Sailing Playing Pirate must say and gets to say to see that truthfully indeed definitely phenomenologically sure “life dear 💗” and still though also mythically steer the ship saying “attention ATTENTION brothers & sisters floating on this earth body boat thingy for sure let us pray and raise a glass together now gathered here 🍻to ROAR to LIFE ❤️‍🔥🦁!! AND to DEATH🫡💀🖖!!”.

👏🗣️👏

Then after a long pregnant pause the Honest Captain Sober Sailing Playing Pirate now breaking the silence quietly drawing in attention here to hear what is his friendly speaking whispered invitation ”anyone else have any other speaking to pay honor to in prayer?” while stepping out the way pointing to the spot from which he was speaking as a stage adding “while we’re still alive?”

What did/do they say?
(Let’s see!)
Anyone on here have any prayer of honor and cheers?

~~~AWESOME TEXAS TEMPLE HOME CLINIC~~~**A POP-UP SHOP EXPERIMENT EXPLORATION EXPERIENCE LANDING... IN AUSTIN TEXAS!**Hel...
12/23/2023

~~~AWESOME TEXAS TEMPLE HOME CLINIC~~~

**A POP-UP SHOP EXPERIMENT EXPLORATION EXPERIENCE LANDING... IN AUSTIN TEXAS!**

Hello & thank you for your time checking out what I’m thrilled to embark on. Whether it’s through a donation of any size or simply sharing this with friends, every bit of support counts and is deeply appreciated!

Clinic & Community Practitioner to catch you up on where I’m coming from for 8 years I was in one location in Toronto where I among other things taught, practiced, learned, & lead many things including what is called the practice and philosophy of “Healthy Healing Humble Happy Heroic Humorous & Harmonious Human Talk Touch Movement & Listening” the skillset and service of the “Physical Application of Loving Kindness” for 100s of students/practitioners to do and for too many clients to count receiving it.

From Clinic to Questing & Pilgriming The Impact of a Pandemic For New Directions Questing Pilgriming & Client Clinic Event Support Touring

In many ways the "pandemic" (or as I like to call it, the "pandemonium") upended and changed life.

For me personally on my path in many ways the "pandemonium" pushed me towards new horizons & challenges & adventures on a pilgrimage of quests for introspection creation service and growth.

I truly am blessed to have loved doing and have been doing since the pandemic now after 3 yrs of being a person on a pilgrimage of serving as a “traveling thai massage monk man of service”.

From Pilgrim Questing to Practicing Landing My Self & My Service to Belonging in Austin Texas

I’ve been finding myself often in the last 1/2 year in my heart playfully with persistence and both patience AND impatience authentically saying or praying something like “yo god man creator dude will you please tell me to land and stay somewhere for me to do my work and have a place again and also in ____ & ____ up-leveled ways?”

Being led by the decision to establish again a permanent dojo base training space home and from which to offer awesome services & teachings to land in.

I have had some friends and clients and connections welcoming me here already.

And with all of that am transformationally transitioning to making a mark beginning with this the “AWESOME TEXAS project” location temple dojo training project.

Services and events here will be the result of many collaborations as a culmination of my time and training in Toronto, and the pilgrimages & the quests, & the requests & responsibilities we have as a testament to and a stance for the power of empowering human connections with an ecology of tools perspectives & practices as a home to house me and my mission and services for clients & students who are already here or those to visit me for a session of course.

The Awesome TX Project: A Vision of Helpful Healing Empowerment Growing & Practicing Playing

This GoFundMe campaign is an opportunity to be a part of establishing a training and healing and empowerment center home in Austin, where I can continue to share the gift of bodywork, embodiment, holistic healing, and community events.

1st PHASE

the START a launch for the “AWESOME TX Project” the first funds will support:

–Kickstarting the Journey ($2000) the START is the cost of a 3-month local training networking & connecting event to lay a foundation of valuable connections led by a local leader Preston Smiles who I’ve grown fond of as a friend and mentor in it we are a cohort of 30 men doing a sprint with support via in-person meetups, deep coaching, and deep accountability for a 90 day reaching goal, for me to establish myself to have a home in Austin as a practitioner a business and a friend.

I have more of the details of what the 90 day sprint is for in the STRETCH GOAL (see "STRETCH GOAL" section bellow) but before that, one step at a time, THIS IS IT, any amount towards that ($2000) will be leveraged and very thankfully helpful to me and those who I get to serve here too.

aaaaand maybe… hmmm… maybe

Maybe because you know me or maybe because you read what I've wrote about what I’m doing and what I have done and am up to and now you’re now wondering “really is that it Joey?” or “is there anything else to the plan man?” and you’re feeling able & generous wanting to see whats up wondering “what else is there to contribute to and where is this supposed to lead, where’s it going, what’s the end game value joe bro?” If so read on bellow…

Are you curious to maybe get to be an early supporter and a part of the broader vision & creation to see behind the curtain of the vision here? Again if so read on bellow…

2nd Phase
⬇️...STRETCH GOAL...⬇️
Locally I have use of clinic location(s) to bring clients to & often I go to client’s homes to START from at my regular price and with a calendar that I’m not yet in full control over choosing working from where I am... leading me too the... 2nd FUNding Phase!

In the 2nd phase the STRETCH GOAL is to fund any amount or item in my GoFundMe for the 90 day goal of the initial program to have the following in order to be more of service, I haven't got it all priced out and I can thrift some of it as well as buy used and I can construct some of it too.

Either way, you can read further what some of the general expected costs are and what the equipment sets are and how it will be used to make sense for the services and business and you can already as or when or if you feel inspired start to assist with funding this AWESOME TEXAS project.

To make it easy and perhaps inspire you I've wrote this with numbers 1 to 15 if you want you can specifically add a specific item or portion of an item
–1 **Rent (1st & Last months rent to initiate ~$3500 - $5500/month):** securing a space for the home clinic temple training center.
–2 **Bodywork Equipment For Clinic (~$1000):** For a high-quality Thai Massage Mat, blankets, sheets, and proper bolster pillows.
–3 **2 bosu balls (~$200)
–4 **A soft body blow-up hot tub(~$600),
–5 **A barrel sauna(at least $4000 pre fab but maybe some construction),
–6 **Russian pravillo construction(~$500+ designed and constructed),
–7 **Basic Thrifty Thrift Store furniture & furnishings for now will work fine I think
–8 **Decor & Lighting & Sound Systems
–9 **Athletic flooring and gymnastic floor pads
–10 **Paida La Jin Rest & Stretch Benches
–9 **2 Bells of Steel Plyobox sets
–11 **a few very good full size classy beautiful anatomy posters on the walls for the clinic/training space
-12 **2 training mobility sticks ($250)
-13 **2 torsion straps ($80)
-14 **2 sets of 3 different handle lengths for adjustable maces (~$600) OR a large set of many ($___)
-15 **2 adjustable kettlebells ($329/piece) OR a large set of many ($___)
-16 **installed rails and wall & ceiling anchors ($___)

How You Can Help
By contributing to this campaign in general with "START" or after that with or towards the individual items for the "STRETCH GOAL" to land you’re not only supporting an individual dream you are also fostering a community of healing empowerment and personal growth. Whether it’s in the form of monetary donations, sharing this campaign, or spending good vibes by sending strong and sincere well wishes, your support is meaningful & valuable to me, to the project, and for the clients & students who will get the fruits of the work of a human heritage of connection in the Austin Texas Project.

Written Out Business Plans for the destination of the 2nd Phase & the 90 day challenge to establish a grounded business with these schedules

**Schedule wise the following will be the definite regular local one-on-one weekly client work schedule:

– 6 official “Holy Encounter Half Day Sessions” per week receiving a minimum of $600/session for a 3 week package each month with one flex week/month for biz-dev/events creativity meditation and relaxation all of this with 6 official appointments/week comes to $10,800/month minimum.

A “Holy Encounter Half Day Session” is an embodiment body-working coaching walk talk movement exercises engagement accountability massage meditation conversation 5 hour in person supported by taking out our pen/sword and writing our words journaling the “Write your life Knightly” self creating mytho-poetic co-creation proud of our process of divine daily discipline downloads and deposits made into Mind Body Heart Being Business & Relationship procedure for 2 days before and 2 days after the session.

**Schedule wise the following will be regular every 3 month I’ll have 2 regular official events:

–The 4 day YMA (Yoga Massage Academy) student practition trainings priced at $2500 for 10 students after discounts and costs attempting to keep $1500/person making $15,000

AND

–The 3 Day Way to Play Weekend Dance Communication Bodywork & Relationship play workshop for 20 people @ $1500/person keeping $888/person making $17,760

TOTALING YEARLY INCOME
(10800 x 12) monthly scheduled official one-on-one client clinic work + (15000 x 4) every 3 month 4Day YMA Certification Training + (17760 x 4) every 3 month 3Day Way to Play = $260640 projected yearly income

How funding the items will support the project & the business
Each addition of the equipment itemized for this will naturally add to the value of the immersive sessions in ways that serve each person according to their needs & potentially selling them on buying the equipment through my connections and affiliate links:

–2 high-quality Thick Thai Massage Mats (see pictures), Blankets, Sheets, and Proper Bolster Pillows will add to the air of classiness of having proper pretty and useful equipment

–A blow up hot tub because it’s body is soft is good for the possibility of having an extra element of bodywork as “watsu” (water based bodywork session)

–A barrel sauna is an awesome addition and an option for post training for communicating and attracting

–The Russian Pravillo is a very fun & a powerful tool to wrestle with and to be stretched and engaged

–Wall & Ceiling rails and anchor points will serve as places to hold onto for supported standing forward fold bodywork to be able to pull on and work out with too

–2 sets of Maces & Clubs & Kettlebells & Stick Mobility & Torsion Straps & Bosu Balls & Para Balls for working out together and engaging together

–Basic furniture & furnishing & decor & lighting for the live in Dojo to be a place to live in to take clients and guests in to enjoy as guests potentially attracting them and/or inviting them to join in a session for themselves and invite their others to enjoy it too

–Athletic Flooring & Gymnastic pads

–2 Paida Lajin benches for resting stretching relaxing meditation experience

**Together, let’s make the Awesome TX Project a beacon of healing, learning, and personal transformation. Thank you for being a part of this journey.**

BELLOW ARE SOME PICTURES OF THE EQUIPMENT SOME OF WHICH MOST PEOPLE ARE USUALLY AWARE OF AND SOME OF WHICH MOST PEOPLE AREN'T YET FAMILIAR WITH

AWESOME TEXAS TEMPLE HOME CLINIC **A POP-UP SHOP EXPERIMENT EXPLO… Joseph Lundgreen needs your support for AWESOME TEXAS PROJECT LOVE ON LOCATION Austin '24

Consciously given a choice to give up something like “drinking culture” or being in an “awesome athletic body” every bod...
12/16/2023

Consciously given a choice to give up something like “drinking culture” or being in an “awesome athletic body” every body boy & girl would honestly & innocently & powerfully really actually choose wisely & strongly for themselves actually

We’re all biased. I know I am.It’s obvious on both side of a polarizing debatethat usually whatever opinion people think...
12/10/2023

We’re all biased. I know I am.

It’s obvious on both side of a polarizing debate
that usually whatever opinion people think they have, they think about those opinions that their reasons make sense to them, and on the other hand they usually think that the opinions that oppose them aren’t backed by good reason that makes sense to them.

I try not to know what I know I don’t know.

I know I have the experience of seeing a water bottle on the table in my room next to me now.

I know I saw a movie with a rich billionaire tech guy character named Tony Stark who tried to create a defense mechanism for earth but ended up created an Ai creature that tried to destroy the planet, it was just seen on my tv BUT it looked real.

I know I believe the pandemonium is many things including a big dose of social forces & human hive mind hysteria.

I know I could be wrong about what I believe.

12/08/2023

...is every.....every is.....ever-y-thing is...
yes in act-uall-ity every- thing is is is isy fo sho sho yo bro bizy

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