12/29/2021
Seasons Greetings and Thank You!
Greetings! This update isn’t as COVID focused as past ones (YAY!!). COVID isn’t gone, but if we choose to, we place it further down the list behind family, our personal health, our pets, vocations and avocations, the current state of the New York Giants or price of ground chuck. I am COVID’ed OUT. We do continue to mask up and sanitize in the office because we prefer to be squeaky clean and avoid getting others sick. This is as much due to COVID as it is the flu, which, oddly, nobody seems to care about anymore.
We would like to send a sincere thank you for sticking with us for the last year and a half. We have experienced the ups and downs of the pandemic, a see-saw economy, rising prices, product shortages, and good help that is harder to find than sasquatch. In thirty years, I have never witnessed a hiring market this difficult. I have always tried to build our team using a simple litmus test, “We hire and fire attitude, the rest of the job we can teach you.” We would rather work short handed with good people than fully staffed with people who don’t get it. We hope you continue to see our office as a pleasant place to visit. We appreciate your patience with our scheduling, our growth, and our challenges. Our staff puts great pride in making sure your family is well cared for.
It warms the cockles of my heart when patients ask about my family, and I’m not even sure what a cockle is. Angelo is a sophomore at Scranton and is home for Christmas break. I never knew a human could sleep 48 straight hours, but apparently that’s a thing. Ava is a senior and finalizing her college choices. She continues to dance her away across the USA in a slew of competitions and exhibitions and the LSU Tiger Girls are interested in her being on the dance team. Then there’s Gia, our 13-year-old who wants to befriend the entire world. She still tells me she loves me every single night before bed. My wife insists she does no wrong in my eyes, but I don’t know where she got that from.
We are dog people. Otis and Chooch the Labs, and Lola the Cavadoodle, now have Raisin as their “sister.” Raisin is a most gorgeous 18-month-old field dog out of DeCoverly Kennels (there are a few photos posted to this page). I had been on a waiting list when I got the call this September. Staci was in California when she became available, and due to demand I had to move very swiftly. I’ll tell you what, she acted darn surprised coming home to a fourth dog! Something about “WHAT WAITING LIST!!!??” Nothing tests a marriage like a Sacco, as my mother says. The house has been thrown into a state of entropy, but, as I knew would happen, Raisin stole our hearts. I believe dogs make us better people by osmosing their happiness to us. I’ve heard it said that if you pet a dog, their heart rate slows. I don’t know if that’s true and I don’t care to look it up, preferring to just believe it. As final proof that I know what I’m doing, I reference this old character test which you can try yourself. Lock your wife and your dog in a closet and see which one of them is happy to see you three hours later when you open the door. That’s the one you’ve got to accumulate!
We wish every one of our guests a joyous holiday season. Without you, we don’t fulfill our mission of giving you Beautiful Vision and without you we can’t feed our kids…or our dogs!