05/07/2026
When your wife is a dentist and you take her strawberry picking… she doesn’t see berries.
She sees:
“These little guys showed up looking like:
• Patient #1: Needs a cleaning
• Patient #2: Cute but definitely has
crowding
• Patient #3: That’s a solid bitewing
right there
• Patient #4: Already flossing with her
pearls
Send help (or just more strawberries). My eyes won’t stop diagnosing produce.” 🍓🍓🍓🦷🦷🦷
Meanwhile, I’m just trying to fill a busket and she’s out here doing oral exams on produce. 😂😂😂🤷🏽♂️
VirginiaBeach strawberrypicking