12/24/2025
So Santa and I were recently crushing some curls at the gym. I couldn't help but notice, beside the steroid twitch in his eye, he looked a little melancholy. Pressing for an explanation, he confided he does all this gift giving, yet not once has anyone given him a damn thing but milk and cookies! I'm like, "Dude, if you could have one gift, what would it be?"
"Some dope a@@ ," he replies.
We spoke not a word, and went back to our curls, Filled our water bottles with ale and turned with a jerk.
Laying my finger to my nose, he said "that's my little twerk.
You do it like this, it really will work."
We sprang to his G Wag and all the girls gave a whistle,
He put the peddle to the metal and we bolted like thistle.
And I heard him exclaim as we bolted from sight,
We're going to Studio Optix, Everything's gonna be alright.
Welcome to Studio Optix! Studio Optix is an independently owned optical boutique, located at the Virginia Beach oceanfront. We are THE source for both high-end fashion frames and exceptional vision care. With a wide variety of selections ranging from unique frames and sunglasses, to custom-made