06/01/2026
My top 5 horror movies as a massage therapist 😂💀
If you know, you know...
The tablet dying mid-session and suddenly we're both listening to each other breathe? Terrifying.
A 60-minute full body when I work intentionally and refuse to rush? Nightmare fuel.
Planning a workout immediately after a massage? Straight to the horror category.
Thinking deep pressure and deep tissue are the same thing? We need to talk.
And my personal favorite:
"You can go deeper."
Me: It's been 15 seconds.
Massage therapists, what did I miss? 👇