The Foundation for Outlaw Science

The Foundation for Outlaw Science Stealing the Past from the Future. Thusly, they became Outlaw Surgeons and forever changed the face of modern science.

The Foundation for Outlaw Science was founded in 1977 by a small group of bandanna wearing janitors who decided that they would rather perform surgery than mop floors. The Foundation faced heavy persecution from 'legitimate' scientists and medical professionals in its early days, and many foundation patriots were martyred in clandestine battles with militant PhD's, the most famous of which was the massacre of 17 Outlaw Gynecologists and 3 Outlaw Abortionists at the Outlaw Women's Clinic in New York City during the winter of '83. The production "The Vagina Monologues" is loosely based on this tragic event. The bandannas of the slain Outlaw Doctors were taken to Harvard University, where they were prominently displayed as a colorful, bloody reminder to all those who would defy the will of 'mainstream' science. This act of brutality did not have the intended effect, however, and during the summer following the massacre, Outlaw Scientists across the nation began to discard the secrecy of their Outlaw practice and rallied behind the memory of their fallen comrades, culminating in the autumn of '84, when a group of bandanna clad, machette wielding Outlaw Scientists, under the banner of the Jolly Roger, stormed the Harvard University administration building and reclaimed the bandannas of the slain Outlaw Doctors. Many PhD's were slaughtered while attempting in vain to defend the building, and in a manner befitting those who would defile the bandannas of Outlaw patriots, their corpses were dressed in female raiment, adorned sloppily with make-up, and paraded around the Harvard University grounds. Following the 'Battle of Harvard', the corpses of the PhD's were taken back to the Foundation's newly acquired headquarters building in Washington DC, mummified, and publicly displayed. The grim exhibition remains there still, and serves as a great inspiration for fledging Outlaw Scientists and veterans alike. Presently, the Foundation facilitates Outlaw versions of nearly every branch of 'mainstream' science in existence. The commonly held convictions of all Outlaw Scientists can be summed up briefly in the following statements:

1. All scientific inquiry must lead to profit.

2. Higher education and collegiate degrees are a conspiracy perpetrated upon society by the Mormons.

3. Truly meaningful scientific activity can only be conducted while wearing a bandanna.

10/27/2015

The FOS is a big hit in the Eastern Hemisphere apparently.

Former Foundation Eye Candy turned anti-F.O.S. supervillian, "The Brown Beaver". The B.B. has recently resurfaced after ...
06/04/2014

Former Foundation Eye Candy turned anti-F.O.S. supervillian, "The Brown Beaver". The B.B. has recently resurfaced after many years without a sighting, presumably drawn from her mysterious dam-complex by the recent influx of F.O.S. male initiates. In the past the B.B. was well known in Foundation circles for her voracious appetite for man-flesh, and fresh fish. She is known to have taken the bandannas of at least 4 Outlaw Scientists, all male, all killed by the B.B.'s widely feared assassination technique of breaking her victim's heart.

The oldest song in the world sucks. Hard.-SOG-http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2006/12/the_oldest_song.html
02/05/2013

The oldest song in the world sucks. Hard.

-SOG-

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2006/12/the_oldest_song.html

Here's the sheet music for the oldest song in the world: The song was discovered in the ancient Syrian city if Ugarit in the early Fifties, and then deciphered by Professor Anne Draffkorn Kilmer. The tablets containing the notation were...

Outlaw botanist harvesting endangered plant species.
02/04/2013

Outlaw botanist harvesting endangered plant species.

11/27/2011

this page needs more attention.

Outlaw chilling.
10/10/2011

Outlaw chilling.

Outlaw Prospecting
10/10/2011

Outlaw Prospecting

09/20/2011

I am ready for a outlaw weekend of plundering natures treasures in utmost outlaw fashion.

09/15/2011

"101 Theory Drive," the title of Terry McDermott's profile of Gary Lynch, a neuroscientist on the faculty of the University of California at Irvine, denotes the address of the trailer that he and his posse of scientific roughriders use as a lab. The trailer is parked somewhere on the border between ...

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