Saying bizarre things out loud to make people uncomfortable.

10/30/2015

Nom Nom Nom your children are so tasty.
http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/nation/2015/10/22/woman-asked-taste-children-charged/74427644/

Police say a suburban Minneapolis woman was upset because the children made noise and left items in her yard

06/21/2015

11/14/2014

What is weird, random things you've done or said around strangers knowing you were going to get weird looks or comments? On the contrary, how often has this happened to you?

11/14/2014

I've got an ebola joke for you.
You won't get it.

10/10/2014

All I remember is seeing a bunch of green men with medical masks on, and BAM now I'm pregnant. So my question is, do I have Froyo or regular ice cream?

09/25/2014

I just felt something trickle up my leg.

08/31/2014

My cat went deaf a year ago. Why are her ears still perked up? She isn't using them anymore.

10/20/2013

What is something that happens after you stab someone, then squeeze them?

10/20/2013

You will wait and you will burrrnnn!!!

10/08/2013

I'm developing a t.v show for TLC. It is about averaged sized people doing everyday things in todays world.

12/16/2011

Imagine you're looking through a fish bowl, Imagine you are in a fishbowl, imagine you are a fish in a fishbowl. Imagine you are a fish in a fishbowl looking into another fishbowl...

11/12/2011

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

11/04/2011

"As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!" -Jack Handy