12/18/2025
To-Do List:
✅ Buy gifts for 14 people.
✅ Peel 20 lbs of potatoes.
✅ Survive 4 days of "constructive criticism" about your decor.
❌ Book a massage so I don’t lose my mind.
One of these is non-negotiable for your holiday survival. Treat your "Future Self" to some relief! 🎁
📍 Grab your survival slot now!