03/17/2026
Breaking News:
There are 3 confirmed leprechauns and one loose shamrock creating havoc in the halls of Innovative Radiology. Security has been notified, but honestly, they’re moving faster than we can scan them.
The first leprechaun was caught in the x-ray room insisting we image his pot of gold to “prove its authenticity”. Turns out…it’s radiopaque.
Another one jumped into CT saying he heard we were doing “slices”. Unfortunately, he misunderstood and was extremely disappointed when no pizza appeared.
The third leprechaun tried hiding in Ultrasound, but the cold gel gave him away immediately. His exact quote was “Sweet shamrocks, that’s chilly”.
Meanwhile, there has been a random shamrock floating through the department causing suspicious levels of Irish luck. It drifted through x-ray, spun around the CT gantry like it was on a carnival ride, refused Ultrasound gel, and is currently being evaluated to see if it’s MRI safe.
And over in MRI, all three briefly attempted to hide…until the magnet exposed every buckle, coin, and suspicious piece of “gold” they were carrying.
If you see the 3 leprechauns running through the department, please direct them to Dr. Tentinger’s office immediately! We’re trying to conduct a full St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun Workup. So far, the results are inconclusive….but morale is high and we’re pretty sure the pot of gold is somewhere near the coffee machine.
“For each petal on the shamrock, This brings a wish your way, Good health, good luck, and happiness, For today and every day”. – Happy St. Patrick’s Day from Innovative Radiology
