Simply Kneaded Massage Studio

Simply Kneaded Massage Studio My name is Dana and I am a massage therapist in Westernport MD. My goal is to provide stress relief, relaxation and provide self care!

Memorial Day isn’t just about cookouts and get-togethers.It’s a day to remember the reason we’re able to have them in th...
05/25/2026

Memorial Day isn’t just about cookouts and get-togethers.
It’s a day to remember the reason we’re able to have them in the first place.

We honor the men and women who never made it home to sit around a grill, laugh with family, or enjoy a long weekend. Their sacrifice is what made our freedoms possible.

Today, I’m especially thinking of my nephew, my hero, my fallen soldier Christopher J. Foster. 🇺🇸

Self-care is serious business at Simply Kneaded Massage Studio. 💆‍♀️🌿When the rain just wouldn’t quit this week, I went ...
05/25/2026

Self-care is serious business at Simply Kneaded Massage Studio. 💆‍♀️🌿
When the rain just wouldn’t quit this week, I went ahead and hung my hammock right up in my kitchen and made myself a little cozy spot anyway.

Around here, self-care doesn’t have to be fancy—it’s just about finding a little peace where you can. 💛

So tell me, y’all… what’s your kind of self-care lately?

🌿 Need a midweek reset?I have Wednesday open for massage appointments from 10am–7pm.Warm table, calm space, and an hour ...
05/24/2026

🌿 Need a midweek reset?
I have Wednesday open for massage appointments from 10am–7pm.
Warm table, calm space, and an hour (or more) just for you.
Message me to book your appointment — you’ve earned it. 💆‍♀️✨

05/21/2026
05/21/2026

My laundry never stops!!

If this weather has you feeling heavy, tense, or just plain “ugh”… I’ve got a warm table waiting for you. 🌧️💆‍♀️I’ve got...
05/21/2026

If this weather has you feeling heavy, tense, or just plain “ugh”… I’ve got a warm table waiting for you. 🌧️💆‍♀️

I’ve got appointments open today between 11am–3pm if you need an hour to relax, reset, and forget about the gloomy weather for a bit

The wall tapestry from my original office is looking for a new home. I still love it, but after moving, it just doesn’t ...
05/19/2026

The wall tapestry from my original office is looking for a new home. I still love it, but after moving, it just doesn’t work with the ceiling height in my new space.

I’d honestly rather see someone else enjoy it than have it end up in the trash. If anyone’s interested, send me a message 💕

05/19/2026

Well… my plans for tomorrow changed, which means I suddenly have room for 3 massage appointments 👀

So if you’ve been trying to get on my table, here’s your chance. Once the spots are gone, they’re gone.

Message me to claim one 💆‍♀️
Self care is simply needed

Well… the sunflowers have once again decided this is their property and I’m just living here. 🌻😂They came back EXTRA thi...
05/18/2026

Well… the sunflowers have once again decided this is their property and I’m just living here. 🌻😂

They came back EXTRA thick this year. There’s honestly too many for their own good at this point, so I need to thin them out a bit.

Before I start yanking them, does anybody want some sunflowers?

Message me and come dig you up a few.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, bonus moms, grandmas, stepmoms, foster moms, and the women out there loving people l...
05/11/2026

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, bonus moms, grandmas, stepmoms, foster moms, and the women out there loving people like their own.
I hope today brings you a little peace, a little rest, and a reminder that all the things you do matter more than you know.

And a special Happy Mother’s Day to my own mom as well as all the other moms in my life who helped make me who I am — thank you for all the love, strength, and lessons you’ve poured into our family over the years. I love you.

05/08/2026

Saturday massage openings available from 10 am - 7pm! 💆‍♀️

Your shoulders can stop carrying the weight of the whole world for a minute. 😉

Message or text 240-522-3748 to book

Address

22303 Ripken Lane Sw
Westernport, MD
21562

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 8pm
Tuesday 10am - 8pm
Wednesday 10am - 5pm
Thursday 10am - 8pm
Friday 10am - 8pm
Saturday 10am - 8pm

Telephone

+12405318992

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