Simply Kneaded Massage Studio

01/08/2026

I love this!!

01/08/2026

Y’all, it’s that time of year… flu season’s runnin’ around and winter’s gonna start showin’ off a little ❄️

If you’re feelin’ under the weather — fever, flu, cough, or just plain worn down — please stay home and take care of yourself. I promise you won’t hurt my feelings one bit. It’s just one appointment. But if someone comes in sick and I catch it, I’ve gotta shut the doors for days, and that ends up affectin’ a whole lot more folks than one simple reschedule.

And when the roads get slick or the snow starts comin’ down, especially on my road, I’d rather you stay put and stay safe. No massage is worth white-knucklin’ it down an icy road or worryin’ the whole way here.

We’ll get you back on the schedule when you’re feelin’ better and the roads are clear. No guilt, no pressure, no hard feelings — just folks lookin’ out for one another like good neighbors do.

Stay warm, stay well, and take care of yourselves. I sure do appreciate each and every one of you 🤍

01/07/2026

I have a last minute appointment available for January's pay what you can special! Jan 8th @ 2 pm. Call/text 240-531-8992 to book!

01/01/2026

I wanna wish everyone a safe and happy New Year! If you're going out, please be safe!

12/29/2025

My Pay-What-You-Can Massage Special is rolling right along, and here are the dates for the rest of the year. You’re welcome to pay whatever you can manage. Some folks give a little more, some a little less, and some bring what they’ve got. If all you have is a homemade apple pie, I’ll take it! 🍎🥧
Life gets heavy… everybody deserves a soft place to rest.

I only have about 12–16 spots each month, and they tend to fill up quicker than a warm seat by the woodstove. If you’re hoping for a session, go on and book early so you don’t miss out on an hour of peace.

💻 Quick booking note:
If the system randomly asks you to pre-pay, don’t fret — just tap “skip.” I promise it’s not me asking for it. That little button’s got a mind of its own, like a screen door that sticks whenever it feels like it. 😊

Thank you, truly, for supporting my small business and letting me care for you. I’m grateful for every soul who comes through my door.

🤎Dana

12/29/2025

Here are the "Pay what you can" dates for 2026. You can call/text 240-522-3748 or book online at massagebook.com/simplykneadedmassagestudios

When booking online it will say it's a $60 session, ignore that. There will also be a small blue clickable link that says "skip" when is asking to pre-pay. That allows you to pay in person

2026 Pay What You Can Dates!

Book online at massagebook.com/simplykneadedmassagestudios
or call/text 240-522-3748

12/28/2025

Right to jail! 🤣🤣🤣

12/28/2025

Pay-What-You-Can Massage • Jan 8–10

Alright y’all, pull up a chair on the porch for a minute. After the holidays, most of us are running on fumes, stiff as a fence post, and our wallets ain’t exactly singing either.

So from January 8–10, I’m opening up some 60-minute massage spots for whatever you can honestly spare. No judgment, no fuss—just neighbor helping neighbor and a warm table waiting on you.

If your back’s barking louder than the neighbor’s hound, send me a message and I’ll get you fixed up. Spots will go quick!

12/26/2025

I'd like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas filled with wonderful memories! I hope your day was truly unforgettable!

12/21/2025

Hey y'all Drew is playing for Tri-Towns, and his team is selling raffle tickets — which means I am once again the designated fundraising committee 😂🏀
Help the team out (and help me not have to buy all these tickets myself).

Message me if you want one!

12/18/2025

Last minute gift certificates still available! Call/text 240-522-3748

12/17/2025

🎄 Front Porch Christmas Giveaway 🎄

Well hey there, friends. This season always reminds me how blessed we truly are — and how much good can come from open hands, grateful hearts, and neighbors lookin’ out for one another. The Good Lord’s been kind, and the best way to honor that is by givin’ a little back.

So I’m puttin’ together ONE homegrown Christmas bundle, just to spread some joy:

• A 90-minute massage from myself- cause we all carry too much
• $25 to Sam’s Sweets in Westernport, for when your sweet tooth needs answerin’
• $30 to Breakfast at Becky’s, where the coffee’s hot, the company’s good, and the food is great

👉 To get your name in the hat:
Just comment on this original post. Simple as that.

📣 Winner will be drawn Monday, December 22nd

I’m thankful for this little town, for each of you, and for a season that reminds us God shows up in the small things — a kind word, a warm meal, a moment to breathe. From my porch to yours, may your Christmas be peaceful and blessed 🎄🤍