Simply Kneaded Massage Studio

Simply Kneaded Massage Studio My name is Dana and I am a massage therapist in Westernport MD. My goal is to provide stress relief, relaxation and provide self care!

02/26/2026

Alright y’all, shoulder update time 💛

I finally had the MRI and the good news is nothing is torn and I don’t need surgery (thank the good Lord). The bad news is my shoulder is madder than a wet hen and the doctor says I’ve got to behave long enough for it to calm down and heal right.

Apparently “just one more client” is not an approved treatment plan.

I’m resting it and continuing rehab so when I come back I can actually work and not give everybody a one-armed discount massage. I miss my people, I miss my table, and I am more than ready to get back to it — I just have to let it heal proper so I don’t end up gone for months.

This is temporary and I will be back as soon as I’m cleared. You’re welcome to message me and I’ll be scheduling ahead so you can grab a spot when I reopen. Gift certificates are available too if you want to claim future relaxation now.

Thank you all for the prayers, the check-ins, and for fussing at me to take care of myself. I appreciate every one of you and I can’t wait to get my hands back to work real soon 🤎

02/23/2026
02/23/2026

These sound amazing!!

02/19/2026
02/19/2026

Lunch today sounds good!!! Check out Breakfast at Beckys !!

I'm contemplating signing up for Ashiatsu classes while this arm of mine gets its beauty sleep, what do you think?
02/19/2026

I'm contemplating signing up for Ashiatsu classes while this arm of mine gets its beauty sleep, what do you think?

02/18/2026

Just a little update from me 💙

I’ve been out of work about three weeks now, babying my shoulder and waiting on an MRI. Doctor’s orders say no using my right arm, so I’m doing everything left-handed for the time being… and let me tell ya, that’s been an adjustment 😅

I’m going a little stir crazy not being able to do much, so for now I’m resting my arm like I’m supposed to and being a bit of a menace at home.

I sure do miss working. I miss my clients something fierce, and I can’t wait to get the go-ahead from the doctor so I can get back to what I love.

Thanks so much for all the patience, prayers, and check-ins. Y’all really mean the world to me 💙

02/18/2026

Anyone else feel like a gremlin when they come out of a massage?

02/16/2026

Quick Friendly Communication Reminder

If it’s about massage, it needs to go through my business page. I do not respond to massage messages, referrals, booking requests, or friend requests sent to my personal page.

Business messages sent to my personal page may get lost in translation—buried, overlooked, or never seen at all. If you want a response, the business page is the only sure way.

If you’re sending folks my way (which I appreciate), please send them to the business page. My personal page is for family, friends, and general nonsense, not appointments.

This isn’t personal—it’s professional. Thanks for respecting the boundary and helping keep things running smooth.

🍫🥜 Chocolate Peanut Butter Meltaways for Sale! 🥜🍫Drew’s homeschool group, Bruce Outreach Academy, is raising funds and s...
02/15/2026

🍫🥜 Chocolate Peanut Butter Meltaways for Sale! 🥜🍫

Drew’s homeschool group, Bruce Outreach Academy, is raising funds and selling delicious chocolate peanut butter meltaway bars!

✨ $2 per bar
✨ Perfect for a sweet treat or to stash away for later

If you’d like to support the group (and your sweet tooth 😄), comment below or message me to order. Thank you so much for supporting our homeschool community! ❤️

Address

22303 Ripken Lane Sw
Westernport, MD
21562

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 8pm
Tuesday 10am - 8pm
Wednesday 10am - 5pm
Thursday 10am - 8pm
Friday 10am - 8pm
Saturday 10am - 8pm

Telephone

+12405318992

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