West Virginia Funeral Supplies Company

West Virginia Funeral Supplies Company We offer only the best in funerary services and supplies. We negotiate with death so you don't have

Hes still sending us texts
02/15/2025

Hes still sending us texts

We had to put this sign up. It's happened again. We dont know who he is. The man with the marbles.
02/11/2025

We had to put this sign up. It's happened again. We dont know who he is. The man with the marbles.

Yes! We are now installing sick ass Grillz on the deceased. Buy 1 get 1.
02/08/2025

Yes! We are now installing sick ass Grillz on the deceased. Buy 1 get 1.

We sent Marvin and Sully to do some holiday decorating for the mechanic shop down the road from us.This woman is absolut...
11/19/2024

We sent Marvin and Sully to do some holiday decorating for the mechanic shop down the road from us.

This woman is absolutely thrilled.

Jakob is stoked to perform in our new Muppet themed funeral.
11/03/2024

Jakob is stoked to perform in our new Muppet themed funeral.

Halloween was a s**t show again. She got up and floated away.
11/01/2024

Halloween was a s**t show again. She got up and floated away.

Cant believe we have to keep reposting these signs...
10/05/2024

Cant believe we have to keep reposting these signs...

Meet our new DOOR GREETER!This creature(we legally cannot refer to it as a MAN or WOMAN, and we also cannot legally refe...
09/17/2024

Meet our new DOOR GREETER!

This creature(we legally cannot refer to it as a MAN or WOMAN, and we also cannot legally refer to it as a HOMUNCULI) was forged in our S.T.O.R.K. laboratory in Basement 3 at around 3 PM this mlm morning. Today is his first day and we know he doesnt really speak words but he will learn in good time something other than "UUURRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

Super Good.

S**t, okay guys... slugs are coming outta the taps again. Klauss says he didn't do it, and considering he screamed like ...
09/07/2024

S**t, okay guys... slugs are coming outta the taps again. Klauss says he didn't do it, and considering he screamed like a weiner when one touched his hand (I never have my phone at the right time) I believe him. I'd call a plumber but Bertha has a problem with guys in hats... in that she takes their hat and the skin beneath. Any ideas?

It's in the woods again.
09/06/2024

It's in the woods again.

Wow, how cool is this. Imagine telling someone to "suck your dogs pig dick" how fun would that be? Stop by layer and che...
09/05/2024

Wow, how cool is this. Imagine telling someone to "suck your dogs pig dick" how fun would that be?

Stop by layer and check it out.

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Wheeling, WV

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm

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West Virginia Funeral Supplies Company, a brief history.

Our founder, Phillmore H***n, was born in 1833 to Abstinence and Dr. Buster H***n. Being an inquisitive and precocious young child, his father began schooling him in medicine at the meager age of 12. Phillmore, being a driven and highly intelligent young man, graduated from Marshall University at the age of 22. Working in medicine at the time was difficult for young Phillmore. He despised death, predominately due to the grief and pain it caused the families that incurred the loss. Sadly death was a common occurrence. Medicine was, to say the least, primitive and often times caused more harm than good. Then in 1859 an idea came to Dr. P. H***n. Instead of trying to save the lives of the sick and wounded, he would instead try to save the lives of those grieving the loss of a loved one. By 1860 West Virginia Funeral Supplies Company opened up for business with one mission in mind. To quote our founder: “For every life lost, I vow to save others from the living death that is heartache and grief!” He couldn’t have started his business at a better time, as the darkest hour in American history, the Civil War, was looming on the horizon. So here we are, over 150 years later, and though West Virginia Funeral Supplies Company has changed, the mission our founder set out to accomplish remains our foremost priority. We don’t just care about your dearly deceased, we care about you. We offer a vast array of supplies and services to suit your needs, and bring joy to your despondent heart. West Virginia Funeral Supplies Company, making life easier by making death simpler.