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Monday 9am - 8pm Tuesday 9am - 8pm Wednesday 9am - 8pm Thursday 9am - 8pm Friday 9am - 8pm Saturday 9am - 8pm Sunday 9am - 8pm

Happy Teahouse, 5761 E central, Wichita, KS (2025)

08/21/2025

This isn’t a cute cleanse. This is a blunt, unapologetic place where we sell detoxes for people who are tired of being sick, tired, mad, and medicated. If that’s you—welcome to Happy Teahouse. I’m Bo Lewis, the person you’ll soon dislike but respect for my honesty.

08/21/2025

Take care of your health, or he'll be by to visit sooner rather than later.

08/20/2025

Waiting for the system to save you is like waiting for a clown car to turn into an ambulance.
Stop listening to recycled garbage online. Be proactive. Take steps to save yourself.

08/19/2025

If food were a person, you’d already have a restraining order. It controls you, drains you, and destroys you — but you keep saying, ‘yeah, but it tastes soo good🥺.’ That’s not comfort. That’s the definition of an abuser. 🥴Stay tuned; I'm just getting warmed up.🤣

06/26/2025

💩 HOW FULL OF SH*T ARE YOU?
Let’s find out…
(It’s time somebody told you the truth. Your gut’s been screaming for help.)

Take this real quick and reply with your answers in the comments.
Or send them to us in a DM if you don’t want folks in your bathroom business 🚽😏

🧪 1. How often do you p**p?

A. Once a day (barely hangin’ on)
B. Every other day (don’t judge me)
C. Once a week if I'm lucky
D. I forgot what a toilet feels like
E. 2+ times a day — I’m elite

💨 2. What’s it like when you do go?

A. Smooth & stealthy
B. Takes a prayer and a push
C. Feels like childbirth without the joy
D. Candle, fan, and Jesus
E. Let's not talk about it

🧠 3. How’s your brain lately?

A. Sharp AF
B. Foggy after lunch
C. I walked into a room and forgot why
D. Brain? Haven’t seen her in days

🥴 4. How often are you bloated?

A. Never
B. When I eat
C. When I breathe
D. Constant — people ask if I’m pregnant

🌊 5. Be honest: how much water you drinking?

A. A gallon+ daily, like a champ
B. A few cups here and there maybe 32 oz
C. Does soda / juice count?
D. I'm basically a dehydrated sponge with skin

🤬 6. What’s your mood like lately?

A. Zen master
B. Easily annoyed
C. One more trigger and I’m on a Netflix documentary
D. Depends if I p**ped

🍟 7. What’s your diet looking like?

A. Fruits, plants, nuts and hippy vibes
B. Balanced-ish meats, veggies and other stuff
C. Processed, fast, and furious
D. Whatever you want cuz you grown

👀 Drop your letter answers in the comments — OR
📩 Send them to us privately if your colon ain’t ready to be seen in public.

We'll reply with your “Sh*t Score” and tell you what detox you need to get back on track 💪

06/10/2025

This is the crap I be talking about. I have never once in my life said, 'Oh, I wish I had some vegan Cheetos.' 🥴 Tf is wrong with y'all? Just get your bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos and die happy. Either be healthy or don't. But Chester my boy this ain't it. 🧙🏿‍♂️

05/27/2025

Your organs are silently screaming… but sure, keep ignoring them like your ex’s texts. Your Liver is tired. Kidneys cranky. Gut full of squatters (yes, parasites). But hey — at least you look good on Instagram, right? 🥴

Let’s get real. Health isn’t just green smoothies and wishful thinking. It’s herbs, hydration, and handling your bathroom business like a grown-up. I’ve got the teas. You bring your guts — literally.

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