StretchShops By The Muscle Mechanic

03/20/2026

03/17/2026

Back to work on March 23rd!
I’ve read all your messages about your need to get back on the table. No! Am not booked up.
I have openings everyday!
I’ll be working over time to get caught back up on bills and you get my next round of school going!

$25 off every 90 Min Massage ($150 total)
$10 off every 60 Min Massage ($115 total)

Schedule now while spots are available.
You can schedule here or
I’ll drop the website in the comments!

My name is Ernie.
I am The Muscle Mechanic
I work 7 days a week.
9 am till 7 pm

03/15/2026

SomaVeda Traditional Thai Yoga Massage
Now bringing SomaVeda Traditional Thai Yoga to our community.

This is original body medicine A powerful system rooted in ancient healing traditions and techniques still depicted in carved stone temples.

If you like:
• Lymphatic or Energy Work – this method moves fluid and energy beautifully
• Deep stretching – the origin of many systems we desperately need back.
• Fully clothed bodywork – no oils, no un******ng

Sessions are performed fully dressed, so please wear loose-fitting clothing.
(No yoga pants or restrictive clothing.)

Be among the first in Wichita to experience this rare modality brought to you by Ernie “The Muscle Mechanic.”

For a limited time:
The first 30 people to book will receive a StretchShops Full Access Card (free with your session)
Unlocking special perks, priority access, and exclusive StretchShops offerings only available to you!

Book now and experience the original.

(I told you I was bringing back something special 😉)

03/14/2026

Taught… from carved stone… literally!

I’m back on the table March 23rd.

And I’m bringing something powerful home to .

I’ve just completed training in Traditional Thai Yoga Massage. SomaVeda Method.

This isn’t spa fluff.

This is old-world .
Authentic. Powerful. OG status.

Stretching.
Pressure.
Breath.
Energy.

All working together to restore the body.

Now here’s the cool part…

Yoga and Thai Yoga Massage come from the same roots.

is something you do to yourself.

is something I do for you.
Which is why they call it… the lazy man’s yoga.

I’ll be ordained as both a minister and a yogi in this tradition.

And Wichita… we’re about to lay some hands on this city in true Muscle Mechanic fashion!

🚨Right now I just need 30 people on the table to cement these lessons deep in my bones.
I’ll settle for 20 but let’s get 30 lined up 🫵😜

So if you want to experience real Traditional Thai Yoga Massage…

Get on my table.

Just comment: Me Next! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️

Ernie TMM
StretchShops | 11+ Years

There’s no beating the old ways 👀

03/08/2026

Quote from Dr. James-
“The benefit lies in the crisp edge of tolerance & submission”.

What I always say is that the therapy happens around the 6-8 range. It’s nice to have the validation of YEARS of table work.

It’s nice when my clients boast weeks to months of symptom free living. It’s nice when they have flare-ups that they come back to the table.

It’s nice to actually KNOW beyond my own knowing that we’ve been doing it right at StretchShops.

Love y’all. Stay tuned in for more updates!

Ernie TMM

03/05/2026

Rules while I’m in Florida.

#1 Respect my table and staff just as if I were there.
#2 All scheduling goes thru StretchShops.com no exceptions.
#3 If you have any issues while I am away call or text me directly! (316) 312-6776.
I will get ahold of you between classes and breaks whatever that’s going to look like. Be patient.

Cadence is a rookie massage therapist. Some would say trained by the best. I would agree.
However, there are things he’s not yet equipped for in running the table. What those things are, no one knows until they happen lol so give us a little grace we’ve prepared as best we could to ensure that your StretchShops experience is as flawless and seamless in my absence as possible.

The goal has always been for Cadence to give a massage that meets the highest of standards. He has my approval and my confidence just as he should have yours.

I look forward to daily reports of 5 star massages through my custom built Session Scorecard systems that fully dials in on your massage experience.

You all are in the best of hands.
Cadence is up to the task.

Looking forward to seeing all your shining faces when I return back to the table.

Yours truly
Ernie Tmm

(316) 312-6776
Stretchshopsict@gmail.com
www.StretchShops.com

03/02/2026

If you apply to StretchShops, do NOT pad your resume with buzz words!

It would be better to say you do not know something than to say you do know it and can’t do it.

If you say you do , I will request you give me a sports massage. If you say you do assisted stretching, this is StretchShops, I will want to know if you can before I tell my clients you can.

If you want to be an accountant, you should know basic math. Same principle 🤷🏼‍♂️

An empty seat is better than one filled with the wrong fit.

So like I said, it is better to NOT know than to pretend to know.

We will mentor, we will teach, but we will not hire people that deceive us, our clients, or themselves.

03/01/2026

My names is Ernie.
I am The Muscle Mechanic.
I work 7 days a week.
9 am till 7 pm

There’s no way you can’t get on my table.

yoga
&

And a lot more.
Check out the website for openings.
StretchShops.com

03/01/2026

What an awesome day out at ICT Powerhouse check out the story line for some bad ass action!

A big StretchShops shoutout to Brenda & Ryan for having us out today!

We had an incredible time!!!
Great food, people, massage and atmosphere!

Y’all treat your members correct and we were proud to be part of your member appreciation.

Anyone wants to book a massage 👇
www.StretchShops.com